Because I was out of town on business all last week I arranged my schedule so I could have today and tomorrow off to do important personal things, like mow my lawn and ride my Harley;)
So I’m in the back yard in my garden, and I hear a voice in the front yelling. I say to my self: “that’s a grown mans voice. And he sounds really pissed!”. So I walk to the front of Stately Bietz Manor and see a very large pissed off guy yelling at those 2 little pricks who were climbing on his Ford Explorer. He was a plumber doing work at the neighbors house. He stormed up to their house CARRYING BOTH KIDS USING 1 ARM:eek: And started yelling at their mother. I don’t know what their conversation was after that.
My wife was watching through the window and when I came in her first words were “Cripes! That guy was hugh!”.
I can’t believe I’m saying this about children, but I hope those kids were scared shitless! I hope that guy frightened them good! I hope they have nightmares! Because Lord knows their parents aren’t teaching them anything! Jesus fucking Christ! Cases like this really tests my opposition to abortion!
All I saw was the guy (a large black guy, by the way, which may have “enhanced” the experience for those blonde haired little demons) grab the little guy off the roof of his truck with one arm, then walk over to the older one (who had just jumped off the hood) and pick him up with his hand of the same arm that he was carrying the little boy with. I checked the tape from my security cameras on my house, but his truck was parked out of range. All it got were some frames of him walking across the lawn where those brats live.
Don’t forget folks, I’m a former full time cop, but I still work occasionally part-time as a patrolman. I’m dying for someone to call me as a witness in a civil trial. I’m a pro at testifying. Done it a gazillion times.
:eek: If I’d have been stupid enough to do that (and I definitely wasn’t), regardless of what my mom would have said or done either time, some gigantic man grabbing my sister and I in one arm, yelling his head off, and then yelling at my mom would have scared the shit out of me. And my mom was good at disciplining us properly yet effectively, so I seriously don’t think that if it happened one time, it would have happened a second time.
It’s a fucking hue problem when kids jump on cars…you’ve gotta get the correct Duco colour to match if the paint is damaged. And that isn’t always easy…
When I say he was huge I mean he was about 6’3-6’4 and approximately 275. He had arms that looked like he could crack walnuts in the crook of his elbow. I kind of a big guy myself but I’m glad he wasn’t pissed at me!
Kids are so fucking annoying sometimes, I’m hope these learned that not everyone will just smile and accept their antics as “kids being kids.” I’d have gotten slapped across the face for that kind of behaviour when I was a kid. Kids who mess with grownups’ stuff need to get what’s coming to 'em, hopefully they won’t disrespect people’s property now.
Since when is it per-fucking-missible to jump around on someone’s car? I don’t recall this ever coming into vogue. Those brats needed their hides tanned.
I have hellions across the street. I was watering the lawn once and left for just a second to go to the neighborhood store, left the oscillating sprinkler going. Hellions riding bikes in the street.
Got back from the store, and there it was…single bike track right through the yard and right over the now broken sprinkler.
Hellions nowhere in sight, but bike in their front yard.
I was so fuckin’ mad, I didn’t knock, I just went right in their house. Scared granny shitless (Hellions were raised by grandparents) and asked where the little fucks were hiding.
Found said little fucks and told them I was going out into the driveway and stomp the spokes out of their bikes. Little fucks are bawling like little fucks do. Or, you can just stay the fuck out of my yard.
Well, that didn’t work. I still have hellions across the street…the little fuckers sprayed the fire extinguisher in my boat all over my driveway shortly after that. Years of hell from these bastards.
Duke is waiting until the little fuckers aren’t minors anymore so I can stomp the dog shit out of them…they said they’d burn my house down. I’ve thought about it and decided it would still be a bargain.
