I knew you’d like this one!
A family has wrapped their entire house, inside & out, with aluminum foil & sheet metal, to protect themselves from the death ray that people have been using since 9/11 to kill them all!
http://www.thekcrachannel.com/news/4512146/detail.html
Only in California. :eek: :rolleyes: :smack:
I’m guessin’ they chose cable over dish.
I’m guessing they don’t own a microwave oven.
I can’t look at that URL without thinking it’s The Crack Channel.
That’s why those folks got cable. So they could see The Crack Channel. I have just been informed about devices which I can use to hook my computer, cell phone and other sundry electronic devices together. That frightens me. I wonder how much sheet metaling my house would cost…
I saw that story, and loved the interview where the woman of the house said they had several “radar-opaque blankets” (whatever those are :rolleyes: ) that had spontaneously burst into flames.
I don’t know about you, but having one item self-combust in my house would be sufficiently weird. Having it happen mutiple times would convince me to move far away. And make an offering to the restless spirits I had offended.
If the steel sheeting can keep the death rays out, it can also keep them in. Clearly, the source* of the rays is already inside the house, and the blankets self-combusted in the sea of radiation like a foil-wrapped Arby’s-burger in a microwave oven set to ‘high’…
sub]*I understand that a television receiver is a dandy source of mind-control rays…[/sub]
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“Hope the whores are prettier’n the house.” - Jayne
I didn’t realize is WASN’T until I read this post and went to look at it again! :smack:
