Normally I don’t say that sort of thing, because research can tell you what is not immediately apparent.
But they needed a study for this?
I think they’re a long way from having proved anything here. Much more research is clearly needed. In the interests of science, I will selflessly volunteer to drink heavily in the presence of similarly-imbibing young women. Where do I apply for funding?
and in next week’s episode of “Well Duh!”…