It’s like Life.
Be nice.
It’s really very fuckin’ simple.
If a big weird looking thing called Quetzatcoal says he wants to have you for dinner, tell an administrator immediately.
Bring offerings for the board veterans. I like chocolate doughnuts for breakfast.
What?!?! These are the rules? I let myself be tied naked facedown to an altar, got spanked with a Swiffer, and then had someone pour dirty bong water on my head. Anal violation MIGHT have been a part of it, but I passed out and no one’s talking.
I thought that’s what newbies had to go through. hmmmmmmm.
Cranky,
They probably figured you would enjoy it. 
Thanks again to all of you!! I think I might have fun here!
What! How come I was never tied tied naked and spanked?! (I can do without the anal violation though)
Anyway, Silver_Fire, I see no one mentioned the most important rule. If you are female you must send me nude pictures of yourself. I will be expecting to see the link shortly.
If you are male, then the nude pix go to purplebear and SwimmingRiddles.
Shayna gets the nude pix either way.
TVeblen sez:
I would not have been grouchy if you had only showed up.
Cranky,
You’ve got the rules right.
For those with less than perfect posteriors we’re occasionally willing to overlook the initiation. 
SouthernStyle
Are you insulting my ass? Just for that, SouthernStyle, I’m gonna take a picture of my ass and post a link to it here just for you. 
You’re gonna have a blast. I can’t tell you how often I’ve choked on what I was drinking while reading the boards. You may want to put the glass down before reading anything here.
Bah! That’s nothing! They made me a find a shrubbery! Then cut down a tree! With a herring!