They Saved Hitler's...

[Tuckerfan]

Penis, apparently

Mr Zudropov claims his father, Vasiliy, was a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin and was one of the troops who was first into the Nazi’s command bunker, where he found Hitler’s body.

Mr Zudropov said the Russian soldiers had stripped the body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up, and that his dad had decided to keep a piece as a souvenir.

[Zenster]

Well, at least we all now know that Hitler entered the afterlife ill equipped to fuc|< with anyone else.

[mobo85]

But it doesn’t say how many testicles it has!

[bernse]

Boy! Wouldn’t his face be red if it was just Goebbels!!

[sub]What…?[/sub]

[Murcielago]

Nothing new here, the Angry Samoans knew “They saved Hitler’s cock” way back in the 80s.

[Marley23]

Cecil has dealt with the testicle question.

As for the penis thing: I doubt it. Ananova has fallen for fake stories before. Cecil’s column talks about autopsies of the body, and you’d think Cecil - or a doctor - would have mentioned something like a missing schvanstuker.

[Tuckerfan]

*Originally posted by Marley23 *
**Cecil has dealt with the testicle question.

As for the penis thing: I doubt it. Ananova has fallen for fake stories before. Cecil’s column talks about autopsies of the body, and you’d think Cecil - or a doctor - would have mentioned something like a missing schvanstuker. **

Other news sources have reported the sale as well, which doesn’t mean anything, of course. Still, Napoleon’s pecker was supposedly put up for auction until folks realized what it was…

[InTheField]

Other news sources have reported the sale as well, which doesn’t mean anything, of course. Still, Napoleon’s pecker was supposedly put up for auction until folks realized what it was…

Oh come on!
What was it really??

A pickle?

A fossilized hot dog?

A winkie from a fellow named Napoleeon?

don’t keep us in suspense here!

[Tuckerfan]

It was originally listed as “a small shriveled dried object” and then, apparently, someone got a good look at it and discerned what the object really was! :eek:

[Tars_Tarkas]

I need this for my “Crazy world conquoring Generals’ Penises” collection! They’re like Pokemon, i gotta catch 'em all!

[Lateralus]

I heard that he ordered a few of those around him to dispose of his and his wife’s body after he shot her and himself. I think they dug a shallow hole outside the bunker and burnt the bodies. I doubt any flesh remains of Hitler survived that.

• Lat

[Tuckerfan]

*Originally posted by Lateralus *
**I heard that he ordered a few of those around him to dispose of his and his wife’s body after he shot her and himself. I think they dug a shallow hole outside the bunker and burnt the bodies. I doubt any flesh remains of Hitler survived that.

• Lat **

I know that one of the photos of a partially burned Hitler in a shallow grave is actually the body of one of his doubles. It’s possible that the wanker in question comes from that body.