They should've hired a pro web designer

In their defense, I would have never known that “Driving directions” meant “Directions on how to get to our location” if not for the animated compass.

^ to add…

" do you guys achieve your goals of medical care?"

“sure, let me check!”

Although it’s merely a pet peeve of mine… the Caduceus is a symbol for Mercury(Hermes) God of Miscellaneous. The Staff of Asclepius has only one snake and no wings. That’s the one that’s supposed to be associated with medicine.

http://drblayney.com/Asclepius.html

You know, my husband (a web designer) used to have a boss who called that crap “hunks of dancing baloney”.

Fits perfectly.