They're coming! They're coming! THE RADIOACTIVE RABBITS ARE LOOOOSSSEEE! Newsllink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

I-say-I-say-I-say old chap? Have you heard about the radioactive rabbits? Seems they are, as one might remark, GOING TO KILL US ALL!
KILL US ALL!

KILL US ALL!
http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2010/11/05/1238751/radioactive-rabbit-trapped-near.html

The rabbit trapped at the 300 Area caught the Department of Health’s attention because it was close enough to the site’s boundaries to potentially come in contact with the public – such as if it had been caught by a dog or if its droppings were deposited in an area open to the public.
Liquid waste with radioactive salts was discharged into the ground near central Hanford during the Cold War. Rabbits and other animals were attracted to the salts and spread radioactive droppings across as much as 13.7 square miles of sage-covered land before the waste sites were sealed to keep out animals in 1969.

Well, no, they won’t kill us all.

Most, just you.

[stretch]

They still do radioactive tumbleweed roundups every year. The joys of Hanford.

[Ale]

Rabbit sense tingling…

[Sunspace]

This has got to be some sort of Devilbunny plot.

[sub]They are so blatant![/sub]

[Tamerlane]

It’s happened before, it can happen again.

[Count_Blucher]

Hmmm…what would a mutant radioactive rabbit in America be like?

Oh, Ida know…
…and if a mutant bunny loved a beautiful woman, how would it end?

[madrabbitwoman]

Ta dah!

[shijinn]

excellent, this way ma’am. we will need to take your stool sample for analysis.

[Morgyn]

What if the mate with the hot frogs of Tennessee? Long-eared frogs with cotton tails! Bunnies sticking to walls with long, sticky tongues! The horror! The horror!

[EvilTOJ]

He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about… Look at the bones!

[Wile_E]

Damn! Where’s Dr. McCoy when you need him?

[Sunspace]

@shijinn

excellent, this way ma’am. we will need to take your stool sample for analysis.

What’re ya doin’ messin’ with her furniture?

[Projammer]

I, for one, welcome our new glowing furry overlords.

[Encinitas]

What’s worse is this little bit of info near the bottom of the article:

In a more recent case, so many radioactive wasp nests were found spread across six acres by H Reactor in northern Hanford that up to a foot of soil was dug up to remove the nests.

The nests were built by mud dauber wasps in 2003. Water was sprayed to control dust during demolition of a basin attached to the reactor, and the mud created was collected by the wasps to build nests under straw that had been spread nearby to protect newly planted sagebrush seedlings.

My waspy sense is tingling!

[madrabbitwoman]

My plan is that eventually my cute n fluffy glowing minions will take over the world - shedding their radioactive fur all over everyone’s furniture, taking radioactive nibbles out of everything accessible, leaving “presents” in your chocolate coated sultanas with that extra radioactive zing.

With our cute and fluffiness we are strong - with radiative powers WE ARE UNDEFEATABLE.
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA HA HA nibble nibble twitch twitch.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@madrabbitwoman

My plan is that eventually my cute n fluffy glowing minions will take over the world - shedding their radioactive fur all over everyone’s furniture, taking radioactive nibbles out of everything accessible, leaving “presents” in your chocolate coated sultanas with that extra radioactive zing.

With our cute and fluffiness we are strong - with radiative powers WE ARE UNDEFEATABLE.
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA HA HA nibble nibble twitch twitch.

Let me introduce you to my lead-lined cat.