probably because on my end it advertises:
What could be more American? Making mama proud and eating apple pie while surfing the Hun…I mean…some porn site I’ve never heard of. Yeah.
Hey, I got cleaning products and mold remover! I guess the Google ad oracle is telling me that, given my location, I should celebrate Patriot Day by heading down to New Orleans and working on cleaning up my mother’s home since the federal government has only given her a princely $5200 so far to repair her home since Katrina.
Ironically, during WWI, surfing the Hun could’ve gotten you thrown in jail for treason.
:mad: :mad: :mad: This is the part that chaps my ass! Can there be no patriotism without 9/11? What did we call people who love their country before 9/11? Oh, that’s right. A patriot is no longer someone who loves their country. A patriot, I’m now given to understand, is someone who, when offered a shit sandwich from the obfuscator in chief, requests a double decker and another one for later. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Now the ads are all for increasing one’s IQ.
Is the Google-ad-bot developing a sense of humor? What’s next, passing the Turing test?
Nope. It’s back to cleaning products.
I’d rather get a sausage making kit, myself.
I’m curious, have you ever seen a Pearl Harbor Day Sale?
I would like to think no one would ever have a 9/11 sale and I hope I am right.
If I am wrong, I guess I will sign up with you in kaylasdad99’s militia.
Jim
I’m in!
Hey, when it’s me vs. the terrorists, I want Mr. Clean on my side. All those muscles and bald head and everything, I bet he can beat those dirty terrorists.
Well, you can use the opportunity to clean under your bed, or under your desk, or you may go up to the attic to cower and clean; obviously there are many places you can clean while you´re cowardly hiding. 
I feel an ad campaign bubbling up:
Nah, I guess it was just the burritos I made for dinner.
I’ll take a sergeant post, please. Sergeants get to yell at people, officers in theory don’t.
I thought April 19th was Patriot’s Day. In honor of the battles at Lexington and Concord.
They’d better find a new number … I still can’t find the “11” key on the dial.
If they decide to give us another day off for September 11 (assuming they don’t take away one of our existing holidays), I’m all for it, mattress sales or no mattress sales. Of course, then again, I’d be all for “Anne Neville Is A Big Fat Ugly Smelly Bitch Day” if it meant one more day when I didn’t have to get up and commute in to work…
Every time you let a Terrorist action affect your life, you are hellping the terrorists.
I thought I was helping the terrorists if I didn’t volunteer for - nay, insist upon, a full rectal search before entering an airport?
-Joe
So that’s what the guy in the concourse men’s room was asking about! Now I feel kind of bad for reacting the way I did. But really, he should have made it clear that he was asking in an official capacity, instead of just making oblique remarks about my pants. They need to provide some sort of uniform for these people.
That’s a new one on me. I remember the “National Day of Prayer and Remembrance,” which at least had some kind of applicability to the events of 9/11, but I hadn’t realized that it had since devolved into “Patriot Day.” Granted, the original name was ludicrously unwieldy (“Today in local news, people across The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations observed the National Day of Prayer and Remembrance…”), but “Day of Remembrance” seems like it would have been a reasonable adaptation (not that it was ever too likely to be called anything but a permutation of “9/11” anyway). But “Patriot Day” to commemorate the attacks makes no sense at all! It sounds like people should be wishing each other a Happy Patriot Day, or setting off fireworks or something. “This year’s thrilling post-summer blockbuster-- Patriot Day! Check out the new trailer for PD11!”
I note that “Patriot Day” was approved by the House of Reps the day before Bush signed off on the Patriot Act.* That’s a curious coincidence, isn’t it? Almost as though someone in the government cynically thought that the word “Patriot” was a useful buzzword to be applied at random.
*or more formally the USA PATRIOT Act, or even more formally the UaSAbATRtIaOT Act of 2001. The mind boggles at the amount of time it must have taken to concoct that stupid acronym; maybe the authors consulted with Marvel Comics. I wish I could see evidence of any government action since then reflecting such a level of rigorously premeditated thought.
Haha. The farmer’s term for diarrhea in cattle is “scours.” Ha. Agricultural joke. ha.
Ninja smoke! They’ll never know I was here!
Well, as of this hour, the googlyads are advocating Home Tamale Making Kits.
I welcome our new Tamale Overlords. Tamales shuck for no one.