And, what’s worse, I’ve discovered that I’m a bus junkie! :eek:
Last year, my department chair was able to twist the dean’s arm and I got hired as an actual full-time professor, 12 contact hours, real salary, and, more importantly, benefits. Along such with trivial things as health insurance, my benefits package included a free bus pass which is not so much to Save Our Mother Earth (although this is a very green campus) as to encourage me not to take up a damn parking space all day.
The nice thing is that there are no strings attached. I can ride any bus in the system, any time, for free. I found it very convenient to use my free bus pass to commute to my “other” job on a campus where parking permits, even in the lots that are located in the Darkest Hinterlands, are ridiculously expensive. However, I also use my pass for the purpose for which it was intended; even though we have two cars and I could drive to work every day and park with my free parking permit, I take the bus, because it’s reasonably convenient and it saves gas. And Our Precious Mother Earth.
Now, bus passes are issued along with parking permits, and for whatever reason, faculty permits are valid from Jan 15-Jan 15. So, for the fall semester, even though I was busted back down to half-time, my bus pass still worked. I didn’t give it a second thought . . . until new parking permits were issued for Jan 15. And my parking permit envelope didn’t have a bus pass in it. Slowly I connected the dots. No longer benefits-eligible. No more bus pass.
NOOOOOOOOO!
I can’t believe how much this blows my mind.
At first I thought, oh, well. I still have my parking permit, so I can drive in to teach. But how about getting to the Other Campus? No prob, I think, I’ll ride in with my husband to his work, then take the bus from downtown up to — Damnit! Okay, okay, no problem, I can park with my permit and then to get over to the Other Campus I’ll just jump on Route 14 . . . No, wait, you can’t do that, because THAT IS A BUS, YOU MORON!
Okay, okay, okay, we can work things out . . . The hubby can drop me off and pick me up . . . That’ll annoy him, and I have to cope with his schedule, but it’s not the end of the world. I mean, I like getting in to work nice and early, while his job doesn’t start until 11 at the earliest, and I could certain work on things at home each morning, but . . .
Suddenly I realized that if I don’t ride the bus, when am I going to knit and listen to podcasts? See, I’m that weird lady you see on the bus, headphones on, needles clacking away, mumbling to herself occasionally, oblivious to the outside world, blissed-out expression on her face. I can’t read on the bus—it makes me miserably, miserably carsick—so I don’t feel guilty about not working. Even better, I don’t get carsick while knitting because I hardly have to look at my hands if my project is something simple, so I can do something I enjoy, which is actually, in some sense, productive. And while some of the podcasts I listen to a relatively pointless, many of them are educational and informative. By gum, it’s 40 minutes, morning and night, well spent!
And, damnit, they can’t just take that away from me!!!
So, I’m afraid I’m going to do the only thing I really can do. I’m going to buy a bus pass. Which is absolutely ridiculous, because, as I mentioned, we have two cars. My justification is that doubling our gas consumption, plus parking at the Other Campus would cost more than a bus pass. And, sure, I could carpool with the hubby, but it would really be terribly inconvenient for both of us, and why make both of us cross? And, hell, if that bus pass buys me two slices of stress-free happy-time a day, wouldn’t I be crazy not to grab on with both hands?
But I’m not dependent on the bus . . . No . . . I could quit any time . . . really!!!
[sub]I’m hopeless, aren’t I?[/sub]