Last Friday morning, someone bashed in the rear driver-side window of our car where Mrs. WeHaveCookies parks at work. He/She managed not to trigger the alarm. He/She then opened the passenger-side door, fished under the seat to find where Mrs. WeHaveCookies had stashed my 60 gig video iPod (the only thing worth stealing in the car, aside from the spare change in the cup holders which he/she also took) pawed through all of the manuals, insurance forms, car-related receipts and paperwork, leaving them strewn all over the parking lot in the pouring rain.
Fucking punk-ass motherfuckers!!!
Turns out there have been a half-dozen similar breakins in the same lot (she just started working there 3 weeks ago). The same window is broken, alarms mysteriously don’t go off, etc.
I have been holding off on this post in the hope the Geico would cover our stolen iPod, but Mrs. WeHaveCookies just called me from the claims adjuster’s and we’re SOL, yet again.
Fucking punk-ass motherfuckers!!!
I swear to Og…
Fucking car insurance racket $500 deductible can KISS MY LILY WHITE LESBIAN ASS. So you don’t cover items that aren’t “mounted to the vehicle”? How about you cover my steel-toed boot mounted to your fucking prostate?
On our road trip a rock came out of oncoming traffic and cracked our windshield. They didn’t pay a fucking red cent to replace it.
They aren’t paying a fucking red cent to replace the window that the theif busted. They aren’t covering the iPod. Jesus Fucking Christ.
We’ve kissed $750 goodbye on that fucking car in the past 6 months, through ABSOLUTELY NO FAULT of our own, and kissed another $400 goodbye on a device that they would have covered if we’d installed a fucking plastic dock and some screws? That would’ve left it in plain sight, not that not having it in plain sight kept the little shithead from breaking the fuck in anway.
GAHHHHHHHHHHH!
inhales, exhales, and thinks of her happy place