Things Could Have Turned Out Worse

Last week I bought what I thought was two slices of bacon for Sunday breakfast. Today I opened the package and there were three slices of bacon. I had to eat three slices of bacon with breakfast!

Where do you buy two-packs of bacon? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything smaller than an 8 oz pack.

Are…are you this guy?

Too bad you don’t have a dog. Dogs are willing to make sacrifices for their master–and eat that third piece. (And even more that that! All three pieces.)

There’s a butcher here where you can buy bacon by the slice. And many other meats and cheeses. I love that place.

Slices? You DO realize that the one pound package is considered single serving?
I’ve heard of moderation, but that’s crazy talk!

So you had a quarter serving???

If you had to strip belly meat from a deer for venison bacon, you’d appreciate it more. Start with a knife.