There’s a new level out and as usual, the veins in my forehead are pulsing with fury. Among things I have said while playing Angry Birds:
“That’s impossible. That is physically fucking impossible.”
“Are you FUCKING SERIOUS? You cannot be fucking serious.”
“How did that not fall down? How did that not fall down? Why the fuck did that fucking thing fuck not fall down?”
“Peice of shit. Stupid peice of shit bird. Stupid peice of shit. Useless. Stupid useless shit bird fuck.”
“Die! WHY DON’T YOU DIE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD OH FUCK YOU.”
“I didn’t let go, I didn’t let go why the fuck did you shoot? Why did you shoot? I didn’t let go. Fuck you.”
Share some of your favourites.