There’s a new level out and as usual, the veins in my forehead are pulsing with fury. Among things I have said while playing Angry Birds:
“That’s impossible. That is physically fucking impossible.”
“Are you FUCKING SERIOUS? You cannot be fucking serious.”
“How did that not fall down? How did that not fall down? Why the fuck did that fucking thing fuck not fall down?”
“Peice of shit. Stupid peice of shit bird. Stupid peice of shit. Useless. Stupid useless shit bird fuck.”
“Die! WHY DON’T YOU DIE? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD OH FUCK YOU.”
“I didn’t let go, I didn’t let go why the fuck did you shoot? Why did you shoot? I didn’t let go. Fuck you.”
What the fuck?
This game sucks!
Why is this so popular?
Is this supposed to be fun?
DCnDC
March 19, 2011, 2:09pm
3
“I killed them all in one shot! What the fuck do I have to do to get more than 1 goddamn star?!”
Poysyn
March 19, 2011, 3:56pm
4
And then you smiled at me, you bastard!
That’s right, fucking smile now!
Cazzle
March 19, 2011, 3:58pm
5
“Fuck off and die you stupid smug pig!” – Div (my partner)
My facebook status a few months ago: Stupid angry birds and those stupid smirking pigs.
I have shouted many things to those smug pigs about what they can do with their parents and offspring.
Munch
March 19, 2011, 5:32pm
8
I think I understand why these birds are so angry now.
I did complete a level twice without firing one bird. I started the level, and the whole struture surrounding the pigs collapsed. I was so amazed that I tried it again, and it happened a second time a few minutes later.