Things I want to see in the Assassin's Creed movie

[Didactylos]

I want to see Fassbinder stop at a pigeon coop, and write a message to a guy he recruited two minutes before, ordering him to kill some important guy halfway across europe. After dispatching a pigeon with the message he walks down a couple of streets and starts climbing some ruins. Eventually he finds an enemy propaganda flag on top of a tall column, or some other completely inaccessible place. Just as he removes the flag he receives a message that the mission he had ordered was completed and his newly experienced recruit is back in town.

And I want a long sequence where three courtesans make a group of guards behave like complete morons while Fassbinder does … something outside the frame. Casting suggestions: Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson.

[Didactylos]

@Didactylos

I want to see Fassbinder […] while Fassbinder […]

:smack: No, I don’t really want to see a long dead, wildly eccentric and productive german director (and occasional actor) play a spanish assassin.

[furryman]

@Chihuahua

I wanted to make some snarky comment about the surveillance missions but here’s a serious idea:

Micheal Fassbender gets killed five or six times throughout the movie, re-synchronizes, and tries again.

This is basically the only video game movie that could plausibly get away with depicting the player’s multiple lives.

Of all the ideas in this thread I like this one the best.
Also would like to see a jump from the top of a church into a bale of hay.
Would “Assassin’s Sense” be too much like Spider-sense? I’d like to see that too.
You get a 100% completion achievement for sitting though the ending credits.