Things I Would Change About Myself

I’d have the greatest, thickest hair anyone had ever seen and I could command it to move by will alone.

Barring that, some chrome antlers would be nifty.

I want a pony.

I want to be smarter, more articulate, more ambitious, and have some big ol’ boobs.

What?

Trust me, the boobs are highly over rated. Off roading - out. Jogging - out. Any form of exercise that causes them to bounce; you will end up binding those puppies down or you end up in pain.

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Oh, okay then. I’ll settle for some medium boobs. :slight_smile: