Dopers know a lot (e.g. DMark re Las Vegas).
Dopers are patient (I can’t remember who I explained the rules of cricket to, but they didn’t yawn once 
).
Some Dopers are even nerdier than me - which is something coming from a chap into chess, roleplaying + computer games :eek: . (Kurilla’s hubbie has the most fantastic roleplaying collection. 
)
Rico is jolly tall. What?
lno taught me how to breathe fire. Beat that.
[QUOTE=ChiefScott]
Aren’t “Montreal” and “cool” mutually exclusive?!
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No, they’re a tautology. 
Architecture can be cool. I swear, I had no idea…
ducks
(We need to organize another Toronto Dopefest, anybody up for it?)
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
Architecture can be cool. I swear, I had no idea…
ducks
(We need to organize another Toronto Dopefest, anybody up for it?)
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Okay, twist my rubber arm. I’m up for it. Now we just have to start throwing thngs in the general direction of the others.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
I haven’t gone to any yet, but if there’s going to be kissing, I think I may have to go sometime.
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Some of the LonDopes were notorious for the vast amounts of kissing going on. And the number of Dopers getting together… 
[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
No, they’re a tautology.
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Preach it!
[QUOTE=An Gadaí]
3) The use of “Hi, Opal!” is somewhat misunderstood.
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I’ve learned that it’s much harder to work “Hi, Opal!” into a list when you are actually saying Hi to Opal.
I also learned that dopers don’t look anything like how I pictured they would look from their user name.
And I pronounce it em pee sims. I may have actually picked up this pronunciation from the first Gettysdope.
I’ve learned that dopers are like heffalumps and woozles, coming in every shape and size.
[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]
Huh. I say em-pee-sims. And yes, meeting Dopers IRL is great! I’ve met a lot of the Floridopers, and they’re all wunnerful.
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Former Floridopers are wunnerful, too! 
As are MADs.
There are some I like a lot, some I just didn’t “click” with, some I found I just didn’t much like. Kinda like in real life. What a concept!
[QUOTE=glee]
Dopers are patient (I can’t remember who I explained the rules of cricket to, but they didn’t yawn once 
[/QUOTE]
That would be desiresjohn and myself.
Rico is a bloody mountain. But I think giant freaking marine edges him out by a millimeter (you pick the direction).
I have a twin brother I never knew before.
It’s pronounced “Mip-Sims.”
Dopers know how to cook. Better than I can. And I’m good.
Dopers, like everybody else, are a bunch of narrow-minded little conformists when it comes tp appreciating the sartorial splendour that is a proper Hawaiian shirt.
[QUOTE=araminty]
I learned some Dopers are really good kissers.
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I learned that, too!
[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]
Huh. I say em-pee-sims. And yes, meeting Dopers IRL is great! I’ve met a lot of the Floridopers, and they’re all wunnerful.
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Well, you’ve managed to avoid me so far. 