“So…hemmaroids aren’t necceserally a result of anal penetration?”
“God…why can’t Rachel and Ross ever work it out…sniff?!”
“Save me Jebus”
“Yeah…it’s all true, we’re nothing but a bunch of dirty Magick Hippies”
“Henderix RULEZZZ!!!”
“DUDE…Magnolia was like…the deepest movie ever!”
“So…you want a serloin and New York Strip?”
“Arg…my lips are soo chapped”
“My shorts dissolved in rectal mucus and carbolic soap. summer dawn smells from a vacant lot.”
Zenster, I hate you.
- I desire to poop on you sneakily.
- Are you sure we shoulda turned left back there?
- Hi Opal
- So this isn’t Bangkok?
- Oh yeah I did find those windshield wipers. Don’t ask what they were doing covered in KY Jelly and the fact that I had to steal them from your husband. Bastard.
- I can’t believe it’s not butter!
- Could’ya please pass the jelly?
“Screw this one at a time s***, let’s all rush him at once”
“His name was Robert Paulsen!”
“All this negativity sucks. It sucks, and it stinks, and it sucks.”
“I’ve gotta go with chocolat over Crouching Tiger, sorry”
Beyond that, I don’t know, but I have it on good authority that Samurai do not watch television.
“Ow! Papercut!”
Oh, my god! Turn on the TV! Neon Genesis Evangelion is on!!!
I have an opportunity for you to own your own business and become financially independant within one month. By plugging into this proven “system” you can establish a downline of 20 people, all of whom will litterally be throwing money at you… you will go Diamond within 3 weeks.
“Look at all the great deals and big savings you can make today with Amway!!!”
“Yes Operator, I would be interested in switching to AT&T long distance”
Ohh!! a Kitty!! Miaow! Miaow! kitty! good kitty!
So this one time… in Ninja Camp…
I Pity Tha Fool!
Please, oh please let one of them say this…
“Oops.”
“Waitaminute…twist it this way, then pull…no…the other way, maybe…how the HELL do you get this shuriken off this sheath, anyway?!”
“Moshimoshi, Nyuuhakushoku.”
All your base are belong to us.
Well, someone was bound to bring that up eventually. 
Let’s see:
You are not worthy of Green Destiny. ((No wait, they did say that.))
How’s about:
Well, slap my ass and call me Spanky, that’s a big damn sword.
Suuuuuey! I swanny, that thar flip done scared the pis-fire outta me.
((Add any southern/redneck-ism here))
I couldn’t even begin to kill you before my nails dry, so run along now.
What, I’m not that important?
…and I didn’t even realize that I’d left a whole pocketful of shuriken in my pocket until the rinse cycle kicked in, and by that time my brand new gei was ruined.
…so, using the deadly secret of Shenju Death Hand I reached into her chest, ripped out her still-beating heart and showed it to her. And do you know what that little bitch did! With her last breath she just rolled her eyes and said “I’m sorry sir, but without a recipt I can only give store credit”.
All your base are belong to us!
“Maaaaaaaster, Tokahiro’s making fun of meeeeee!”
“I am Spartacus!”
“Hey, is anyone taping Buffy tonight?”
“Dude, where’s my car?”
“You go, girl!”
owee
Hey, I gotta poop {sub]god I hate these suits[/sub]
I’m tellin
Yer not the boss of me
God, these acid flashbacks are really screwing with my technique.
so, I’m taking this home course on locksmithing…?
Would you jsut look at this suit? I’m gonna kill that damn cat!
No, it’s my turn to dry, I washed last night.
Owow owow- Who used all the hot water!!!?
Dudes- sorry I’m late. The Lexus broke down.
So I’m thinking of joining this one health club? I mean, I’m sooooo out of shape, y’know? Plus, babes!
whispering hee hee, shuro just farted hee hee
throws up hands in a surrender gesture That’s it, I’m jsut gonna walk away! I’ll come back when I’ve cooled off!
Do you think this eyeliner is my color?
[Righteous bros voice] You’ve lost that LOOOoovin feelin, now it’s gone, gone, gone oOoho [/voice]
I’m goin to Kmart- anybody need anything?
"SUPPLISE SUPPLISE!!!"