Myself and some of my brilliant students were wasting time last Friday after school, when we began a serious intellectual discussion about Ninja etiquette. Those of us who know Ninjas (human, not automotive) can attest to the following rule: Ninjas do not say certain things.
Here are a few of those things:
Ow, I cut myself!
Whaaaassszzzzzzupppp!
Yo, hold up, Fireshadow. I gotta take a leak.
Do I look fat in this thong?
I want my baby back baby back bay bay bay baybee I want my baby back…
Hold me.
Rollin on da low mack wit my homiez…
Dude, throw one of those 5-point thingees.
Now that you’re tied up and secure, I’d like to tell you about Jesus.
I dunno…I’ve seen some anime ninja that I wouldn’t put it past.
And ‘Kawaiiiiiiiiii!’ could be a pretty good battle-cry…would certainly confuse the enemy.
Anyway, to continue on the OP’s thread:
[ul]
[li]Duuuuuuuuude[/li][li]Hot pink is SO your colour.[/li][li]Man, why are you so damned QUIET![/li][li]Have you taken your Imodium?[/li][/ul]
[ul]
[li]Gomen nasai![/li][li]<ding-dong> Ninjas calling[/li][li]Ooh! Look! Tabi boots with Hello Kitty![/li][li]Hi, Opal.[/li][li]You have failed us for the last time, Regis Philbin…[/li][/ul]
[ul][li]You want fries with that?[/li]
[li]Where’s the secret chicken salad recipe?!*[/li]
[li]Have you tried the Brie yet?[/li]
[li]I’m out of ammo![/ul][/li][sup]
You know, I’ve been thinking. This whole “ninja” thing is just wrong. I mean, BLACK? Come on! Navy blue is harder to spot. And, look at this thing. Do any of YOU know how it works? Why the hell do we carry it? And THESE. These damn stars NEVER go straight! What were we thinking! And these hoods are HOT!
That’s it! I’m on strike!
Wait, is it heel-toe heel-toe, or toe-heel toe-heel?
Ow! That hurt! Don’t hit so hard!
Take THAT you big meanie head!
Bill, I have lung cancer.
So, I was getting my prostate checked, and I swear that doc’s done time…
Does this gui make my ass look fat? Tell the truth…
Do me. Now.
Seriously though, Renoir is far overrated as a sculptor.
Shit! Stubbed my toe!
Hwaaaa!
Mommy?
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Ninja. N-I-N-J-A. Ninja.
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap, GO NINJA!
This is my nunchaku! This is my gun! One is for killing! One is for fun!
Oh, fuck.
So, how was your weekend?
Damn electric bill bounced this month. I’m so screwed.
… so I was talking to Toshiro and I was like “Does Tomoko like me?” and he was all “Well, I don’t know.” so I was all like “Well could you ask her?” and then he went like “Ask her what?” and I mean really, so I was all “Ask her if she likes me!” and he’s all “What if she doesn’t?” and I’m like…
Wait, before I kill you… do you think peace in our time is possible? I do, and I can tell you how…
sniff I can’t help it… sob that’s just so sad…
Ah, Mr. Tristan, you lucky white guy you, here, let me teach you alllll my secrets…