Pirates vs. Ninjas.
Where did this internet meme come from? Why is it still hip? Why won’t it go away?
IT HAS HAD ITS FUCKING RUN. FIND A NEW HELLA RAWKING BLOG CATCHPHRASE. FOR THE EVER FUCKING LOVE OF FUCK ON A STICK.
That is all. Thanks. Haven’t used my caps lock in a while.
The damned Pirates would lose this one too.
It may have started with the coolest website of all time, and by “cool” I mean “sweet”:
http://www.realultimatepower.net
(And even though I’m the rare kind of person who likes both, ninjas totally take this one.)
Perhaps you wouldn’t be so pissed off if all your base weren’t belong to us.
Watch out, man.
I heard a ninja flipped out and killed some kid just because the kid typed in all-caps.
Pft. Pirates vs. Ninjas is so played. Today’s meme is Robots vs Zombies. Get with the program.
I was a ninja one…for twenty minutes…in 1960.
How about Ninja Wizards!!
Man! That would be so frickin’ awesome!!
Praise be to Weird Earl (and Billy Rubin) for that one.
What about zombie pirates vs. ninja?
Marc
and of course that should read “I was a ninja once…” :smack:
can’t even get my doper jokes right…there goes my membership.
“funny” answer: I cannot believe I am seeing this discussion again! It is really disturbing how this debate sticks simply to Pirates and Ninja. Every intelligent person knows that you need Monkeys and Robots, too. :mad:
Real answer: Once upon a time, net users channeled their inner child, to debate on which was cooler, Pirates, Dinosaurs, or Ninjas. Eventually, the idea became, who could win in a fight.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15641
Zombie Pirates vs. Robot Ninjas.
Vs Flying Monkeys.
Where does the jar of mayonnaise fit into all this?
Well, if you don’t believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!
Whichever side had a 1920’s style “Death Ray” would win.
Or Batman, if he is prepared.
I dunno…what side is Uncle Cecil on?
**Monkey Ninjas! ATTAAAAAACK!!!"
I can’t help but think that no one adds Vikings as a contender because everybody knows they’d kick everyone else’s ass.
sack and pillage
Ninjas would totally flip out and kill all the Vikings, and then they’d wail on their guitars and pork some hot babes. And if the Vikings teamed up with the pirates, the ninjas would just call in some hippos to help them out!
How about Mafia vs. Ninjas?
There is an RPG called Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot. You fight aliens.
