every movie and music video I have seen them in, they totally get their asses kicked by the heroes. They appear, start swinging swords, climbing walls, do jumping backflips, landing on tree branches. They put on a show, act like they are hot shit, then one by one get whooped by two or three guys (or even girls). Sometimes, when a ninja knows its beat, the mask will come off to reveal a hot female, who then gets porked by one of the heroes.
They should use their strength in numbers to dogpile on the heroes instead of wasting energy flipping around!
They may look cute the way they climb around everywhere with those little masks, but it’s a real pain in the ass when they get into the garbage cans and spread trash all over the street.
They said the same thing about samurai too, but Woeg and Maeglin laid the smack-down on their ignorance, channeling Cecil and thinking to themselves, “Stupidity, I smack thy face.”
BAH!!! A single Ninja could flip out and kill a dozen Pirate-Bots without breaking a sweat. Unless the pirate was Captain Jack Sparrow. That would be an even fight.
I always liked the detective garb better. When I get me some cash I’m going to buy myself a nice fedora and long coat. Maybe a tommy-gun, to take down the hordes of ninjas that attack me daily.
