Could someone please explain to me the ongoing blood feud between ninjas and pirates? How did it start? Who struck first? Why does it continue? Are there any attempts at making peace between the two groups? What is the history of the conflict?
And, that said, would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
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What ongoing blood feud? Or have I been SWOOSHed?
This silliness again!
Let me ask, was there a popular movie called ‘Ninjas of the Caribbean’? 
Answering some questions:
“Who struck first?”: Ninjas blame pirates, pirates blame ninjas, and most historians say they both did it at once.
“Why does it continue?”: No motivation to end the fighting.
“Are there any attempts at making peace between the two groups?”: There have been several attempts, most notably the Javits Commission of 1974-1976, the Sacramento Summit of 1949, and the various efforts of Lord Randolph Churchill.
I’d rather be a pirate. I mean, yeah, ninjas can fly and become invisible, but pirates have wenches. Who could turn down wenches?
One of these days, they shall team up against their common enemy, the vikings.
As with many other things, the answer lies within Soul Calibur II.
Who would you rather have on your side in a bar fight? Taki, or Cervantes? I for one choose Cervantes.
We’ve had an opinion thread before on this subject, and I voted for ninjas then, and I’ll vote for them now, but new to this post is a cite of why ninjas are totally awesome! Real Ultimate Power!
How could everyone forget the infamous…Chris the Ninja Pirate
That would be very bad for both the pirates and the ninjas.
sigh Ninjas are so awesome and stealthy I can’t even link to their page right! Try this one.
Gotta admit-looked at the thread title and thought, Who the f**k are the Ninjas? A new expansion team I missed hearing about? Pittsburgh hasn’t had anything great for a while-I wonder who’s on the pitching staff for these Ninjas?
My bad. :smack:
A single ninja could easily take out an entire galleon of pirates, the bunch of peg-legged, one-eyed wusses.
Ninja-pirates! It’s like liquour and booze! An unbeatable combination!
Every time I have seen ninjas, on TV and movie screen. They hop around, do flips, swing their swords and nun-chuchs around, and put on a grandstand, until they get their collective asses kicked by one or two heroes. Instead of using their superior numbers to dogpile an enemy, they circle and flip around, while one or two actually attempt anything.
Kind of like the N.B.A.
The Vikings have enough problems just making the playoffs.
I believe the striff strings from the fact that Pirates and PLs (Pirate-Lovers) just won’t/can’t admit that ninjas are so much more uber than they are.
Change striff for strife.
Before or after paresis?
On the other hand, the idea of a baseball team called the Ninjas is not a bad one – anything would be better than the Hiroshima Carp!
Okay, how about a five-way brawl?
Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Vikings vs. Astronauts vs. Cavemen. Who wins?