Both- which may (in part) explain his failure.
You forgot Cowboys, Zombies and Evil Clowns.
The large-breasted nymphets from Mars. You can’t forget them, either.
Evil clowns? What the heck would they do? Climb out of a tiny car? Inflate a balloon? Seltzer everyone to death?
You forget yourself my friend, said seltzer would decimate the large breasted nymphs from mars, as they are highly alergic to tiny bubbles.
Sure, you laugh now, but when they show up, you’ll be lucky if you only get the seltzer water.
You take that back about the Carp! I’ll have you know they actually managed to win a couple of games recently!
Anyway, the Nippon Ham Fighters have a worse name and a stupider mascot – “Fighty”, who is not a ham or even a pig but rather some sort of mutant pink bird.
Of couse not, the Ninjas are too stealthy to be in a popular movie. Against the Ninja code, you see.
Hey better than the pirates getting their asses handed to them by a bunch of children in their bedclothes and a preteen in green tights!