you stupid dummy peehead…
Hey man, I got no problem with you, dude, it’s all good…
Shit man, this is the Kind!
Hey man, can I bum a smoke off ya? I’ll buy ya a pack later…
…17 hours of labor!!! I was like all,'Give me drugs!! damn it hurtssss! And they’re like all tellin me to breathe and shit…I mean god, sherry, is that lame or what?.."
Dudes! I gotta work tomorrow! Ok?
Kill KIll kill, assasinate sneak sneak murder! Y’know, I’ve had it with this!! What about MY needs…
I know that joke! It’s hilarious!
2!
4!
6!
8!
TIPTOE,
SNEAK,
AND
IN-
FIL-
TRATE!
Cha-ha-cha! 
With apologies to the Harvard Lampoon, whose joke this is…
“I’m not gonna kill 'em. You kill 'em.”
“I’m not gonna kill 'em.”
“Let’s get Mikey!”
“YEAH!”
“He will kill 'em, he hates everything!”
OHHH MANNNN!, I knew I forgot something.
“Hey, watch this! I saw this killer move on Hong Kong Phooey…”
“I’d like to use one of my life lines.”
“Shut up, Beavis.”
“So, what does happen on May 33rd, but only on Leap Years?”
“…and then he threw a CHIMNEY at us…”
“We are a bush. Move along. Nothing to see here…”
Seriously, my high school guidence counsellor steered me tward this!
Sure, sure. I’m flipping, I’m climbing, I’m stalking, I’m stabbing and killing, but I’m just not enjoying…
Oh! I’m so embarrased. Becky’s wearing the exact same outfit as me!!
“Oh, sot this! I never wanted to be a Ninja! I always wanted to be…A LUMBERJACK!!! Leaping from tree to tree on the mighty rivers of British Columbia. And with my best girl at my side, we’d sing, sing, sing…”
What’s the secret hand signal again for “I have to go to the bathroom?”
Top five marial arts songs exculisevly from the eighties.
Scrunch or fold? (Toilet paper for those not in the know)
You put your right foot in, you pull your right foot out. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.
Mom, Dad, I have something I need to tell you. You know how I’m never home at night and I’m always hanging around those guys. Well, it’s because I’m a ninja. (Sob, Sob) I know you don’t approve but it is who I am.
Did you hear the N’Sync song? It rocks.
What’s the secret hand signal again for “I have to go to the bathroom?”
Top five marial arts songs exculisevly from the eighties.
Scrunch or fold? (Toilet paper for those not in the know)
You put your right foot in, you pull your right foot out. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.
Mom, Dad, I have something I need to tell you. You know how I’m never home at night and I’m always hanging around those guys. Well, it’s because I’m a ninja. (Sob, Sob) I know you don’t approve but it is who I am.
Did you hear the N’Sync song? It rocks.
WASABI!
[nitpick] You mean:
“We are a hedge. Please move along.”
[/nitpick]
::runs away using his very-quick-speed::
Do you ever feel like there’s more out there, man? I mean, yeah, we’re ninjas and like a billion guys out there wanna be us, but I’m just not…dammit, I’m just not fulfilled! Wouldn’t it be cool to go to the same job everyday, sit at the same desk, see the same people and get to go home at 500p? Ooooohhh…and have a CUBICLE! Those lucky bastards…
I was going to say that, Some Guy, but I was mesmerized by your hypnotic tie.
Oh wow. My very first post. I’m all aquiver.
Oh Man! My wife’s gonna kill me! Do you know how hard it is to get blood outta silk!
Aiiiiiiiiiir-Shuriken!
Do we really have to kill him? How about a stern talking too.
Scoff if you will, Yushido, but studies show that a hard-hat and steel-toed boots reduece work place injuries by 40%!
Hey, that wasn't so hard.Oh dear God. I misspelled too. Now everyone’s gonna hate me.
“Yes Barbara, I did cry. But it hurt. It really did.”
“I’m A Barbie Girl, in my Barbie world”
“Master, we’re out of Snapple”
“So, can I get those nunchaku coated with hot pink fur? I mean, it wont hurt a lot, but it’d be so cute…”
“Okay, look. I’ll close my eyes and start yelling MARCO! and when I do you have to yell POLO! and I’ll follow the sound and try to kill you…”
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Happy 200 Mnem
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OMG!! I’m so sorry, are you alright?!?
::sound of pants falling:: DAMN, I can’t believe I STILL haven’t that whole put-the-sword-in-the-sheath thingy!!!
I’d better not do this. I only have 12 hit points left.
C’mon! Give it back! C’mon!
I finally understand Auto Racing.
And now for something completely different…