Things Ninjas Don't Say

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[sup]Spookythecat, I hate you: you mispelled 2!![/sup]

Ow! As a point of honor, I ask you: wait a moment; I broke a nail…

Screw this sword shit! I’m gonna get an Uzi!

Wait (gasp, pant)… hold up, guys! I need to catch my breath…

"Wakarima…"what? Dude, don’t you speak English?

Oh yeah? Well your mother is SO fat…

Can we make this quick? I have a date…

Sorry about the outfit, guys… my wife accidentally threw it in with the whites, and bleached the hell outta it…

Shit! I’m outta shuriken and little exploding pellet thingys! Call it a draw?

Oh, F***! I knew we were gonna have to climb a wall! I hate heights!

Dude! I’m WAYWAYWAY too stoned to attack now! Can’t it wait until morning?

Hey! After the assassination, let’s do Baskin-Robbins!

I don’t want to clash: what are you wearing tonight?

62

“Pikachu, I choose you!”

63

Between the two, I’d have to say Virginia Woolfe is the better author. Now on the other hand, if you include Sylvia Plath, however…

64

HAI-KIBA!

65

ROFL!

oh Great Master! Achikyun stole my nunchuks!

He’s behind yooouu.

This won’t hurt a bit.

66

Cooties…! You got Cooties!

I wave my private parts in your general direction…!

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time…!

Get away! He’s a killer, I tell you!

'E’s not the messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy!

I knew I shoulda taken the left turn at Albuquerque!

67

I just realised my sig also fits the list pretty well. :slight_smile:

68

“Hello, ma’am, my name is Tanaka, and I’m calling on behalf of Rising Sun Construction. We’re offering a great deal on aluminum siding this week, and…”

69

“Do you read the bible? Well there’s this passage I got memorized: Ezekiel 25:17…”

“Boo! Ha ha! You thought I was gonna kill you didn’t you?”

“You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.”

“Oops, I brought stink bombs, not smoke bombs.”

70

“Let’s see, now. . . three guards to kill, swim the moat, fifteen foot wall, standard climbing rate, . . . over the roof in the dead of night. . . two more guards, oh, right, silent kill rates on those, then the principal, you want the ironic final message option? We got a special on that. . . Then the escape route. Optional suicide by the operative, . . . that’s gonna come to 15,000 koku. That be cash, or charge?”

71

“Everybody was kung-fu fighting.
Those cats were fast as lightning…”

“Wax on. Wax off.”

72

“Does look infected to you?”

73

“Does this look infected to you?”

74

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Pupon?

Ohhhh shit, sorry G. My bad.

<singing>Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can…

D’oh!

Hiro’san, I am your father.

<singing>Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living…

Man, it’s raining again. I hate that!

Oh, oh! Watch out for that dog pooh.

Ow! Stubbed my toe!

<sniff sniff> Dude, did you fart?

75

[list][]ALLEZ CUISINE![]You’ll get my katana when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.Remember, Ryoko, as we sneak past the guards, come in with the bagpipes a half measure after I start on the timpani.

76

Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

All I need is this chair. And my paddle ball.

Do you have any clear nail polish? I have a run in my nylons.

Wait, stop fighting a minute and listen to this. I finally figured out how to make those farting noises with my armpit.

77

I love the way you maximize your eyelashes.

But Street Fighter 2 made it look so easy!

Tonight, tonight…

God, I hate my thighs.

78

“Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!”

79

Paper or plastic?

You want fries with that?

80

Damn you, Connor - I only just saw this thread and I can’t be the first to jump in with the “All Your Base” gag. :frowning:

[ul]
[li]“These are not the droids you’re looking for.”[/li]
[li]“SHORYUKEN!!”[/li]
[li]Hi Opal.[/li]
[li]“It’s flied lice, you PLICK!”[/li]
[li]“You take the ugly one!”[/li]“No, you take the ugly one!”
…
“Which one’s the ugly one?” (Name the movie, score a free beer coaster.:D)

[li]“It’s quiet.”[/li]“Yeah… a little too quiet.”

[li]“No, you’re doing it all wrong. Keep your left arm straight, and follow through as the sword bites into his neck…”[/li]
[li]"…who do you call when you want some pepperoni?". (Again, free beer coaster for naming the show.)[/li]
[li]“I’ll bite your legs off!”[/li]
[li]“We’re on a mission from God.”[/li]Or in the same vein:
“Are you the police?”
“No ma’am, we’re ninjas.”

[li]“Nake! Sakebe! Doshite… SHINE!” (something they don’t say, but should - a quote from KOF :))[/li]
[li]“I’m a ninja, dammit, not a magician!”[/li]
[li]“No, you can’t go back to Constantinople…”[/li]
[li]“Arriba la raza!”[/li]
[li]“InDEED!”[/li]
[li]“This is a Yamamato katana. Twenty pounds of steel drop-forged and tempered into a lethal edge that can dice your head like a tomato. So ask yourself one question… do I feel lucky?”[/li]
[li]“Later guys. I’m out like a Shaq free throw.”[/li]
[li]“Get some… sour cream and onion chips, and some dip! Some beef jerky, some peanut butter… get some Haagen-Daas icecream bars… get chocolate, gotta have chocolate man! …”[/li]
[li]“Do you see a sign above my dojo that says 'dead gaijin storage?!”[/li]
[li]“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”[/li]
[li]“I see you shudder with anticip[/li]…
pation.”

[li]“SOUND OFF!”[/li]
[li]“Dog rape!”[/li][/ul]