Things people say they want, but probably wouldn't actually like

I quit my job in January, calling it “early retirement,” and it’s been pretty awesome so far. I have been vaguely looking for a part time gig but I can afford to be picky. No way will I get so bored that Walmart looks good. :cool:

Sashimi and nabe (hot pot) are probably the most popular.

I was about to say classic cars. Unless you actually enjoy working on them, I suppose.

I see your threesome and raise you 72 virgins.

I retired 5 years ago. I made it just over a year before seeking a temp job that lasted about 6 months. About 6 months after that, I took another 6-month temp job. Then I was off about a year anna half and I took a full-time job, but 6 months into that, I got bored because my boss couldn’t keep me busy, so I quit and got another job where I’ve been for 5 months now. Who knew so many people would hire an old woman! :smiley:

The plan now is to work till the end of 2018. Apart from staving off boredom, this job is enabling me to max out yet another 401k and pad our savings so when I retire for reals, we can do the traveling we’ve been talking about. But who knows - I may seek yet another temp job in the future. Puttering around the house just doesn’t do much for me.

Check back in 5 years and 50 lbs. :wink:

Who thinks that? I’ve always assumed, and heard that it’s a whole shitload of never-ending grueling toil outside, in all kinds of weather, and you can’t put it off in a lot of cases. Plus it’s hard to actually be very successful at these days, with all the various expenses and low commodity prices.

I agree with Nava… the urge for having things “tighter” or “more rigorous” usually projects at least with project based things, an image of everything working like some kind of well-oiled, precisely fitted machine, and the looseness is perceived as sloppy tolerances and/or grit in the gears. So they think they want to get rid of it.

In reality, that slop is often the actual lubricant that makes things operate smoothly- if you tighten things too much, they have a tendency to get very bureaucratic and people tend to hide behind the rules to avoid responsibility and/or work.

people think they want total honesty …

No they don’t …

The other day in a SciFy thread, I said a motorcycle.
Ummm… no.

In fact, if you wanted to Really piss me off, leave one in front of my house with a nice big bow on it and have someone hand me the keys with a patronizing, “Here ya Go…!” :dubious:

My husband does this kind of thing alot, especially when he gets frustrated. For example there was a time when we were having potty-training problems with our dog. She would always go in the same spot in front of the door, but when he got fed up and angry about cleaning it up for the hundredth time, he said we should rip out the carpet **and **the subfloor and just leave it that way.

I have trouble not making fun of him when he says stuff like this even though it makes him madder. Because, what? We’re going to live in the house stepping carefully from joist to joist so we don’t fall through into the basement? :rolleyes:

Oh god, yes. Also, every single person you work for becomes your boss.

Yes, I also agree with Nava. This was especially true in my last company. They thought that if you provided enough project management methodology and oversight, you can staff projects with strict tolerances such that you had key resources working on multiple projects with their tasks mapped to the hour. In reality, all it did was create an incredibly inflexible project equivalent of a Rube Goldberg machine where the slightest delay or change in scope threw half a dozen unrelated projects out of whack, all connected by shared resources.
People also claim they want additional autonomy and responsibility in their work. But time after time when I give someone a small project and tell them “see if you can go find a way to do X”, they just look at me with the same look of stupidity and horror I might expect if I had asked them to give me a blowjob.

I don’t know. I’ve stayed at resort hotels that have servants everywhere. Someone to bring you a towel, and make your bed, and fold your laundry, and make your food. I feel like I have enough privacy when I want it. Just go in your suite and close the door.

With telecommunications, there’s no need for the servants to be sitting around in your space. Just call 'em when you want 'em.

I hate not being able to flounce/quit/storm out/slam the door.

As an employee there were a few times when I said fuck this shit and walked out. I turned off my phone for a while, then eventually took the phone call asking me to come back.

As an employer you can’t do that effectively. Nobody calls. You just lose money. And your employees will still expect to be paid.

From personal experience, taking up kayaking in middle age.

Yes, I can’t imagine how we ever survived buying American-manufactured goods, when they were always so prohibitively expensive. :dubious:

At least we now have a choice - buy stuff made in China or do without it.

French Bulldogs

My dad has spent years saying he wants one of these walking vet bills.:rolleyes:

This from the man who is mostly clueless about animal husbandry, has very little patience with our current dogs and HATES spending a lot of money on animals.

True, and so far they haven’t had a very good track record. Arnie was Gov of CA, and I think he had good intentions, and wasnt terrible, but…

False.

And you are NOT "your own boss’. Every person who comes in with money in their pocket and a idea to buy is your boss, and you have to kiss their ass- or worse than the unemployment line for you. Not only are you out of a job, you are out of your investment- and no unemployment.