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Hitting “snooze” instead of “off” on your alarm, so the damn thing is going full blast when you get out of the shower.
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People who you left a message for on Friday who called today (Monday) and left a message on your voicemail timestamped ten minutes before you start work, when you included your starting time in the message.
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Calling the people in item #2 at the number they left and finding they are out of the office until after lunch.
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Fat-free brownies in the cafeteria.
Friends dropping by unannounced to tell you about their latest relationship problems :eek: while you are trying to get work done!!
People who greet you with, “What happened to the [computer driven instrument of you choice] Friday night?”
Well, I gather it did something wrong, but I left at closing time, a hour after you, boss.
Not being able to remember where I kicked off my shoes on Friday night.
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Having an amazing weekend, only to find your grandmother died.
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Cutting your previous weeks production by more than 50%
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It’s Monday morning… it’s already annoying enough
Waking up when the clock still says AM.
Typing in your password instead of your username when logging on to your workstation, and other people are in your cube with you and you hope they weren’t paying attention to what was on the screen.
Going to work in general.
Finding the power is off on the side of town where you work and having to sit around in semi-darkness for three hours waiting for the power to come back on so you can open up. Yup, this morning…
Fifteen Iguana
Waking up to the smell of cat pee in the bedroom cause dear little Dawnie couldn’t be bothered with the litter or going outside.
Actually that annoys me pretty much any morning it happens.
Monday morning!? You mean before noon?!
Oh wait yah I know what that’s like… sorta… I haven’t woken up before 10/11 am since mid-June… I love school… but working two jobs and full time my morning starts at 10 am (11 is the absolutely latest I can sleep in to)
Going to sleep at 4:30 am and waking up at 9 cuz your roomie decides to stomp around loudly.
Realizing that YES you HAVE to work today when this is the first summer you have ever had to.
The annoying people at the train station who are obnoxiously chipper when you inform them your July pass isn’t working at 6:15 AM when you’re trying to get to the train to go downtown to the office.
Monday mornings when it’s your last week of work with the company. Ugh…so hard to get motivated. But knowing that you have to finish out the week…because you said you would, even though there’s no real desire to get out of bed.