Things That Are Cool

Sporks
Styrofoam Packing Peanuts
Cheese
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
Frank Zappa
Teabags

The List is endless…

Things that are unbelievably cool in my books:

[ul]
[li]little kids at my church, especially the ones that are attached to me (I love 'em…)[/li][li]my friends, especially the ones whom I’ve known for a long time[/li][li]Subwoofer’s music[/li][li]reading books[/li][li]the Parisienne that my friend Eric drives (so classic; I think it’s from the 70s)[/li][/ul]

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My new Lazyboy and my computer desk and chair have fullfilled my life goals in the “worldly goods” arena. They are the coolest things I own.

Cats, especially if they happen to like me
Dogs, ditto
Bettas, just so I’ve covered all my pets here
The Flametrick Subs
Luka Bloom
Body piercings, though I don’t have any
Hip-hugger jeans and pants
Leather jackets
My commencement T-shirt
Jack Kerouac’s Scattered Poems
Ice cream
The Shield
Guitars

Falling in Love…

-The internet. I mean faaaark, free and instant access enough knowledge to fill all of the world’s most famous libraries (and then some) in your own freakin’ house!

-Radio. It’s wireless. That still amazes me.

-Women.

-Takeoff in a 747.

-Beer.

-Strong, kick-yer-in-th’-balls espresso coffee.

-Trains (it’s the nerd in me. "Look, Pater! An unstreamlined C38 Pacific, I say!).

-The Blues (of course).

-Johnny Cash.

-The night sky.

-Shifting down to third to overtake.

-Being a bloke.

-Hello Kitty.

Movie commercials that parody other movie commercials. I have no intention to see Stuart Little 2, but damn do I love that Spider-Man takeoff commercial.

seedless watermelon!

My drumset

Arthur Fonzarelli

My new refrigerator

Fishing

And a second vote for BEER!

Night-vision goggles.
Fireland.
Scuba diving.
Submersibles.
Giant squid.
Caramel.
Lunch boxes.
Ninjas.
The moons of Jupiter.
Hot chocolate on snowy days.
Campfires.

:smiley: Thanks Francesca. I’ve been on a rather swearier board recently, but I think it may be time to clean up my act.