Things that are noticed... cannot be UNnoticed

Don’t focus on the title. Look instead at the colorized… thing the little girl is riding (I don’t play Bioshock so I don’t know for sure what they’re called, but I think it’s called a Big Daddy. Sorry if I’m wrong).

then look at this picture of Bomberman.

Oh. Is that all? Hate to say it, but it’s kind of a letdown…

This thread makes me laugh!!

There’s a street I drive past almost everyday on my way to work. I usually don’t look at all the side streets as I drive, but one day I was stuck behind a bus, so I was looking and I saw a street called “Mullet Place” … now everyday I look at it, hoping some guy with a “business on the top, party in the back” hairstyle will be standing there when I drive past. That would make my day!!

It’s “business IN FRONT, party in the back.”

Although somebody TOTALLY needs to buy a building on that street and subdivide it so they can put a CPA’s office facing the street and a bar with its door fronting the alley.

After seeing Eddie Izzard’s droll parody of the hymn “O God, Our Help in Ages Past” I cannot sing or hear the song without thinking of his brilliant mockery (from his stand-up special Dressed to Kill) and leads to inappropriate giggling in church.

Also, I totally agree about the Weird Al songs. I heard his version of several songs before I heard the originals, like Amish Paradise…

“At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool”

Try watching reruns of Spin City without noticing the lengths that Michael J. Fox goes to hiding his Parkinson’s. And MAS*H with Gary Burghoff hiding his deformed hand.

runner pat said:

GAH!! That’s a horrible logo. I can’t help but read that as “Arlington Pedophilic Center”. shudder

I had no idea - oh og, now i’m cursed to watch!

Priest: "Today’s reading will be from Paul’s letters to the Phillipians. ‘Brothers and sisters…’ "

Internal monologue: “… I have none, but this man’s father is my father’s son!”

Every time. Every stinking time.

This is one where you can’t believe anyone ever saw it any other way.

Scotty (James Doohan) in Star Trek: TOS does this too (he had a missing finger on his right hand).

My roomie and I were watching for two whole episodes to see the aflicted hand, but he does indeed hide it. Usually by holding something or putting his hand in a pocket.

Now I’m going to have to watch re-runs of MAS*H. I had no idea! So what’s the sotry behind his mitt?

Similarly, it’s hard to hear the American national anthem without thinking of Eddie Izzard’s version:

“A fish in the sky,
And a big monkey pie…”

He was born with three deformed fingers on his left hand. They are very short and pointy.

He often carries a clipboard in the crook of his elbow to hide his hand behind it, not by holding it like most people do.

How do you fit a toilet in your mouth?

Damn you!

Watching any show where the actor is pregnant and her character isn’t supposed to be. Either write in the pregnancy, put her in bed, or only shoot her face.

Yes, Cosby & Seinfeld, I’m talking about you.

I’m picturing you chewing happily while looking at the screen…then your eyes widening a bit as your chewing rate slows…slows…and finally stops. Glance at hamburger. Glance at screen. Glance back at hamburger. Sigh heavily as you throw it away.

Makes you wonder if the videos were on some kind of loop like the music in those restaurants usually are. If true, someone had to watch it and listen to it and say “Yes, this is the kind of mental image we want in people’s minds while they eat here.” o_O

Look closely at the photos. Are those really different gloves or just the same three following you around? I’m sure some Japanese film maker could make a horror story about this. Gloves with teeth or something strange about a completely ordinary item.