How about that one for satellite tv that has all these pigs everywhere, with, “Who let the pigs in?” (“Who let the dogs out?”) playing over and over and over and over and OVER in the background (talking about cable rate increases). The people who designed that ad should be stood up against a wall and shot.
And someone please slap that smarmy woman who does the IDT commercials!
There’s another hotels.com commercial with the guy who gets more and more sunburned because he stands in the middle of pools with no sunscreen writing some stupid shit on a clipboard. It might be acceptable if they showed him getting blisters and oozing pus and turning into a brain eating zombie, but he just gets brighter shades of red.
One radio commercial for an arcade/restaurant called Dave & Busters has a bunch of honking car horn noises. This really pisses me off when I’m driving.
A while back there were some cheapass commercials for a local chain called The Burrito Shop. Some guy brings a burrito back to work, a woman asks him where he got it, he says where. Then she gets this look like Jeremy the crow from Secret of NIMH when he finds a sparkly, and says, “The BurrEEEETO Shaaaap!!!” like it’s the most fabulous thing that could ever possibly happen to any person ever. This commercial ran like 2 or 3 times at every break for a few months.
You may have appreciated an anti-drug that used to run on TV here in Norge. Setting: a dark room. Really dark. So dark the whole screen is actually black, but you can hear whispers and giggles.
A male voice says, “Just a second…” He rolls on a (very cartoony) glow-in-the-dark banana yellow condom, making his girlfriend giggle. Then he lights up. Aside: is there any way to get your partner out of The Mood faster than lighting up before activities commence?
Then a female voice says, “Wait a minute, that’s hashish, isn’t it?”
“Relaaaaaax,” he says, and takes a puff. And the glow-in-the-dark yellow condom gets saggier… and saggier… until it falls off with a little PLOP! The girl laughs herself silly. Caption: MARIJUANA MAKES A SQUISHY BANANA.
So it’s no more realistic than any other anti-drug ad, but at least they had a sense of humor about it 
Ad that makes me want to kick the TV: The product is an anti-bacterial dish washing detergent. They show a man spilling milk on his shirt, wiping it up with the dish rag, and then dropping the dish rag in a heap on the counter without rinsing it. Then a young boy comes in and uses the same dish rag to wipe off his muddy soccer ball, and he drops it on the floor. The dog comes along and chews on the rag. And last, Mother waltzes in, picks the rag up off the floor, and uses it to wipe the cutting board.
I just frew up in my mouf. :future site of pukey smiley: