Things that make you feel old

How’re you doing?

I had a facebook friend request from an old friend and we started looking for more of our elementary school class to put together a reunion. We have about a dozen people on the list now. I started thinking back and realized that we all started kindergarten together in 1958…

Benny Hill is being rerun on WGN’s subchannel 9.2 (aka Antenna TV) here in Chicago. I was watching it and waiting to see the few things I remember from when I last saw it. Then I realized that was the late 70s. Over 30 years ago. :frowning:

This winter my husband was out of town and I was shoveling my driveway. A car full of young men pulled up and one asked if I’d pay them $20 to do the drive and walk. I usually refuse but that was really cheap, so I said yes. They all jumped out and started shoveling like madmen. I kept working and one of them said “you can let us do it; we’re young.” Damn, that was harsh. They were done in less than 10 minutes and were on to somebody else’s house.

  • Whatever flavor-of-the-month actress, including Angelina Jolie, are young enough to be my daughters.

  • A movie run on cable TV will often be one I distinctly remember standing in line for at the movie theater, often being sold out, back in my dating days. And here it is how many years later and that must-see movie is on TV in the middle of the night!

  • Corollary: Marvel comic characters on t-shirts in department stores. I was into reading Marvel comics in my young teens, and here I am later in life, and my childhood interest is still relevant.

This is a sign of progress, not your age :stuck_out_tongue:

Teaching a college class and every year seeing the students look younger, and younger, and younger…

Noticing beautiful actresses and models who were born while I was already in college.

Grayer hair and a thicker waistline.

My 14-year-old keeps me up to date with current music. He plays snippets of stuff for me that he thinks I might like, and about a third of the time, he’s right. I like to think my iPod has more new music than most other 46-year-old dads’. I’m hip, dammit!

You?

Another thread just mentioned Abigail and Brittany Hensel. I googled them to see how those two little girls I remember reading about were doing today.

They’re 21.

Damn.

I think what makes me feel old is the implication that I’m not supposed to like hip, current music just because I’m old. I went to Lollapallooza last year… with several other 40-something friends. We were very much focused on the newer bands rather than the ones we saw in the clubs 15 years ago.

I might be an old fogey in a lot of other ways, but it has always been important to me to stay current with music. There’s so much that’s so new and fresh out there; I’d hate to be the kind of person who has to turn off my ears just because a bit of music was created after I was graduated from college. Think of all the terrific music I could have shorted myself from enjoying if I thought I was “too old” (for Lady Gaga, for example. Who I’m not all that fond of. But I do have some of her music on my iPod.)

This morning I had to limber up for several minutes by stretching and bending – just to be flexible enough to cut my toenails and put on my pantyhose.

That brings up another age-related issue. Apparently, only old women wear pantyhose or knee-hi’s nowadays. The young 'uns don’t.

Bless you.

Wow, never heard of them before. Fascinating story: Abby and Brittany Hensel - Wikipedia

Dogzilla, I have some Lady Gaga on my iPod, too. Us old farts’ve gotta stick together.

[any old person from the last 100 years]

“Kids today, the hair, the music, I don’t know.”

[/any old person from the last 100 years]

Yeah, I’ve got a bunch of brand new shiny stuff on my iPod that the 20-somethings I work out with have never heard of. They come to* me* to find out what’s new. Keep on rockin’ it! :cool:

It’s not so much the gray that bothers me, it’s the texture of these hairs. They are not like the others. They break off easy and “stand out” from the rest. I often find myself plucking the wild, stray gray out when I’m watching TV. <TMI> The few grays on my head are like this too.

Having my niece ask me about my life and then realizing she is writing a school report on “the past”

[ol]
[li]Talking about Seinfeld to youngsters today is like when my mom told me about Fibber McGee and Molly on the radio when she was young.[/li]
[li]Oh, and explaining Truman & Potsdam to my kid for his history study and having him ask if I was around then…um, no…[/li][/ol]

I just started a new job last week, and my client has required me to have the general checkup required by Spanish Labor Law at the end of any new job and once a year after that. Today I went to get the results of the analysis they did last week, and to see the doc and nurse for their parts of the checkup.

I am in very good health

for my age :smack:

(The checkup is at the start of any new job… but I do think this isn’t a sign of senility. Yet. It’s just my usual level of brainfarts, right. Right?)