Things That Make You Go " Hmmmm"

Strangers who come to the door unannounced.

Someone who snores louder than me.

Unexpected cards in the mail.

…and so on. Anyone else?

Having my lips sewn shut.

People who don’t like pepperoni pizza…

Import cars with ‘fart’ mufflers…

The neighbors dog in my backyard…just knowing I need to test out my wrist-rocket…

People who don’t understand my ‘need’ for beers and RPG’s…

Mother’s in law…(don’t get me started)

That kool-aid that is green, but tastes like cherry, WTF is that all about?..

Flies in the house in winter

Being called “sweet”

Conflicting emotional responses to the same situation

Being told, “Bad hair day, huh?” and five minutes later being complimented for nice hair. Oh and another like it, being told your eyes have dark cirles and you must be tired, and then being told, “I wish I had your eyes”. Hmmmm, indeed!

Having a student give you a hug and thank you note for being a good teacher and having a parent ream you about ten minutes later.

Hearing my sig used in a speech recently

Falling out of bed
Chocolate covered strawberries. No wait, that’s yummm not hmmm. :smiley:

Milk that is not past the expiration date but smells funny nonetheless.