I love bagels, and my family would get them often. For some reason I was convinced for 5 years or so that I didn’t like cream cheese. I’m not sure if my tastes changed or if I had a bad cream cheese experience, but I tried it one a day a couple years ago and discovered that I really liked it.
Why the “Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.” joke is funny.
In For Whom The Bell Tolls, characters said things like “Let’s beat those unprintable facists”, or “obscenity in your mother’s milk”. For the first quarter of the book or so I was thinking, “Damn, these are some polite soldiers”.
The second meaning of “If I said that your body was beautiful would you hold it against me?”.