Hmm… You can buy a PS2 game 
If I lived in Melbourne, I would be happy to come over and make a fool of myself for $50. I do it everyday for free here in Ohio.
Go to the local sex store. Buy sex toys. You seem to be excited about that kind of stuff. If you spend all $50 you can get 3-4 toys that will last you several action packed years.
I’ve narrowed down my list to three items
- Buffy DVD as mentioned
- Noir DVD
- Cowboy BeBop DVD
I was going to save it up and buy the LOTR TT DVD but Leechboy told me that I couldn’t because he was going to get it for me.
So a DVD for sure (as I’m going to be stuck in bed for 6 weeks post-op) but what DVD I can’t decide.
Books I can borrow from the library for free but their DVD/Video library is very limited.
If the Buffy DVD is $59, wont the tax push you over $60?
Nope. It is $59 inc. gst.
If you are within driving distance of St. Lucas, Iowa, $50.00 can get you and a buddy a very nice dinner at an old time supper club. Nice relish tray with quartered dill pickles, radishes, celery, black olives and ranch dressing. Garlic toast. No nutrition at all salad with high fat dressing. Broiled shrimp with drawn butter for the lady, small tenderloin (medium rare), hash brown potatoes with onions, some sort of almost green vegetable. A couple quarter liter bottles of inexpensive wine. After dinner drinks–a Pink Squirrel and a Brandy Alexander, and a 20% tip for the waitress. Go home and fall asleep watching the local weather report. General Grant never did better than that.
And, best of all, no WOO HOO tail pipe inserts.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing. If my parents gave me $50 and I told my Dad that I’d bought a good bottle of well aged single barrel bourbon, he’d most likely ask when he was going to come over to share it with me.
That’s the idea of spending gift money on luxuries. You don’t have to feel guilty about indulging in a frivolous treat.
There’s a lot of places on the east of Melbourne that start with a ‘B’. Blackburn, Box Hill, Boronia, Bayswater, (The) Basin…which one is it??
Bills, Leechie. Get the bills paid off.
$50 is a bit steep for a slab o’ Crownies.
Buffy DVD.
What’s a slab of Crownies?
Buy me dinner.
Kidding.