You can’t go home again. You may end up in a place very like home, but it will be different in some way that will ruin it for you. If home is exactly as you remember it then you are somehow different.
Never trust Children and Old Men. Oddly enough if you have old men acting like children things tend to work out ok.
Technology will fail you. In some cases it will actually push you right out the window. Or freeze you in time.
Elizabeth Montgomery is a stone cold fox. Even covered in dirt and speechless.
Aliens, as a general rule, are bad news. They may want to eat, torture, or trick you. Ironically the one alien you kill will have the cure for cancer.
Jack Klugman is probably going to die. Don’t fret, he may come back.
If you are in an episode with Burgess Meridith that is very bad news 50% of the time. 25% of the time he is harmless. The remaining 25% he is only a problem if you believe in censorship.
Greed is always punished. Every single time. Gold will be worthless, your face will be destroyed, or you will be a janitor long before you get to enjoy your wealth.
There is something on the wing.