Things you and your friends say to each other that's funny ONLY to you

“What are ya, a retard? I said these were MAGIC weasels!”

“Just like Cary Grant.”

<in unison> “…huh?”

“We’re from Knoxville. Any questions?”

“We kill them and take their treasure.”

“Something delicate, but important!”

“Yeah? Well, what’s the molecular density of a dwarf?”

“Hello? Dimitri?”

“Hehehehehehhehehehheh.”

It’s a movie reference…a million points to whomever gets it.

“Well, basically, it’s like eating Kyle’s spaghetti sauce.”

This will often provoke people in the know to go “EWWWW” and not because Kyle made bad spaghetti sauce.

In fact, if said in the right way, the phrase, “Well, basically…” can cause them to recoil in horror.

very nasally

“Weeeee’re outttaaa heeeeere…”

Anybody know where Dale Crosley is?

STRUMBLE!#@]

“He’s the alpha wolf.”

“Sea creatures.”

“She’s got Mormons.”

“I need to vushnu.” (another million points to whoever gets that reference)

“DILUTE!!! Like Mark Spitz.”

From Dr. Strangelove, isn’t it? When the President calls the chairman of the USSR.

I’ll take my million in small points, please. :slight_smile:

As for the OP:

“Making your day just a little more surreal.”

Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

“Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can’t hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that’s much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I’m coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we’re both coming through fine. Good. Well it’s good that you’re fine and I’m fine. I agree with you. It’s great to be fine.”

What can I get with my million points?

Damnation!

Simulpost!

Does this mean that Aguecheek and I have to split the million?

“Wake up, ShaRaeRae.”

Any discussion of anal sex (but this only goes with one friend)

“More pie!”

“Bigandgay!” (one word)

Back in high school: “Spock’s on drugs. Blast him with the phasers.” (Big ups to anyone who catches that reference–and no, it’s not “Star Trek.”)

At work: “I don’t like you anymore!”

“Charlie Maw!”

Damn Skippy
Eskimo sisters!
Everytime I walk past my friend Robin’s cube, I always give her the devil’s sign and we say in unision “Boom boom shout, boom boom shout, shout at the devil!” We’re proud metalheads.:slight_smile:

Woody Woodpecker action

[Count from Sesame Street] That’s one kiss ah ah ah…two kiss ah ah ah…[/Count from Sesame Street]

“CaW! CaW! CaW!”

“We need an auger”

“Damn, I forgot I didn’t have antlers.”

-lv

Would that be from Bloom County and the intrepid crew of the Starchair Enterpoop?:slight_smile:

“Heeft U niet een viooltje ofzo?”

haven’t you got a little violin or something?

Said by a customer in a music store. It still keeps popping up.