Saw this on TV yesterday
But this device does more than that. When you turn your lights on, Darth Vader says “The force is strong with this one,” and when you turn the lights off, he says, "You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.”
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/619288/darth-vader-clapper-light
JOIN THE DARK SIDE - Lights On! Lights Off! The Darth Vader Talking Clapper is a fun and easy way to turn on the lights, TV and other frequently-used appliances in your Empire with a simple clap of your hands .
USE THE FORCE - Just plug a lamp, a radio, or any other device into this cool Clapper in the design of Vader’s iconic black helmet, and switch it on and off with the power of your bare hands.
COMMANDING PRESENCE - The legendary Sith Lord speaks every time you trigger him, with quotes like: “You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.”
GREAT GIFT - Perfect for any Star Wars fan, the Darth Vadar Talking Clapper offers a safe and easy way to help you navigate your bedroom, bathroom and other favorite rooms in the galaxy…er…house.
SIZE - Wonderfully-detailed device is made of durable plastic, fits standard-sized electrical wall sockets and measures 4"H.
https://www.amazon.com/Clapper-Wireless-Activated-Switch-Original/dp/B07K1MYQJP
They have a C3PO version, too.
About this item
JOIN THE REBELLION - Clap on! Clap off! The C-3PO Talking Clapper is a fun and easy way to turn on the lights, TV and other frequently-used appliances in your galaxy with a simple clap of your hands.
USE THE FORCE The C-3PO Talking Clapper is a fun and easy way to turn on the lights and other frequently-used appliances in your galaxy with a simple clapping of your hands.
COMMANDING PRESENCE - The iconic droid speaks every time you clap 2 times to turn on to hear: “Hello Sir all systems have been alerted to your presence” Clap 2 times to turn off to hear: “Something’s not right because now I can’t see. Oh dear. ”
GREAT GIFT - Perfect for any Star Wars fan, the C-3PO Talking Clapper offers a safe and easy way to help you navigate your bedroom, bathroom and other favorite rooms in the galaxy. . . er. . . house.
SIZE - Wonderfully-detailed device is made of durable plastic, fits standard-sized electrical wall sockets and measures 4"H.
https://www.amazon.com/Clapper-C-3PO-Wireless-Activated-Switch/dp/B081W5RPH4/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=C3PO+Clapper&qid=1608323690&s=hi&sr=1-1
Even the nerdiest of my friends wouldn’t have this.
I’m sure Dopers can come up with more appropriate (or outrageous) clappers.
Naw, but a Darth Vader crapper might be cool.
I’d rather have a toilet that sounds like the Tardis when flushed.
In cases of constipation, it could sagely advise that you “use the force.”
carnut
December 19, 2020, 12:44am
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I am cracking up for some of the unnecessary things being shown to me by The Grommit. Here’s one example: egg boiler . Eggs already come in their own boiler, do they not?
I don’t care what any of you think, I am so getting one of these
I think it will go perfectly with the Chia Pet Pennywise the Clown.
I’m thinking they have it backwards… Why not have it say “you underestimate the power of the dark side” when you turn the lights on?
mbh
December 19, 2020, 2:48pm
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[quote=“Kent_Clark, post:7, topic:928360, full:true”]Chia Pet Pennywise the Clown.
That’s not nearly as scary as the Richard Simmons chia pet . Or the Bob Ross chia pet.
How about a Clapper that actually flushed the toilet?The Crapper
That is SO wrong! Why not have his beard grow, too???
I think the worst is the Golden Girls Chia pet.
AskNott
December 19, 2020, 10:42pm
14
If you glue a lot of seeds on the top of one of those Korean cars, you’ll have a Kia Pet in no time.
Last year I gave some friens a Chia Cthulhu.
I bought a sculpture of Cthulhu, photoshopped a real-looking Chia label for it, and attached a set of Chia seeds to the side.
I thought this was about the “Darth Vader clap,” which I also don’t need.
glee
December 20, 2020, 4:52pm
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I have a dancing Baby Groot (from Guardians of the Galaxy), with the soundtrack from the Jackson 5.
That is all.
On a positive note, it does give you a reason to visit the planet Ceftriaxone !
