Things you find in your pockets...

Well, it wasn’t a detached hand. It was actually somebody going through my pockets. I never did find out what they were looking for, but it was the strangest thing I have ever found in my pocket the morning after.

-The head to a parking meter, those babies are heavy.

-A full set of gortex army kit, socks, raincoat, pants & bug hat… I’m not sure where it came from

That was a old Benny Hill routine. Benny was the world’s smartest man going up against a computer. The computer spit out the answer “pockets.” Benny just looked at his answer and wadded it up.