Things you hope'll exist when you're older.

A colonoscopy procedure that doesn’t involve purging and spending the night before sitting on the toilet.

And I need this soon! I just turned the age when you’re supposed to start having it done.

newspapers…the ones you fold and read along with your cornflakes in the morning.

Massive investment in energy production in all the geothermally active areas of the United States. Concurrently, perfecting the technology to use this power to separate hydrogen from oxygen. If Yellowstone is a giant volcano waiting to blow, couldn’t we do something with all that heat energy? Not in the park itself, of course, but in the surrounding areas?

Why on earth are we fretting about peak oil and cozying up to the Saudis?

Me.