Things you kinda want to know that you don't really want to know

I worked in kitchens from the time I was 16 until I was 26. Everything from fast food to fine dining. I never once saw anyone intentionally do anything improper to the food. I will say that every place I have worked all the whipped cream cans were flat because the busboys were always doing whippits, so stay away from canned whipped cream because the applicator has been sucked on by some kid.

I think it’s just a natural progression of things. The exploration of the human body. Any day now there will be some porn of a woman vigorously stuffing her prolapsed rectum into some guy’s bifrucated dick.

Two Girls, One Cup.

Never seen it, never will. But, I’ll be damned if I’m not just slightly curious.

I’m okay with Tubgirl and Goatse doesn’t phase me (in fact, I find it humorous that the guy is wearing a wedding ring), but I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to un-see Two Girls, One Cup, so I’ve steered clear of the video.

It seems like I remember her dying on Thanksgiving day. It was an unusual story to hear about on Thanksgiving, so it stuck with me… but if she is still alive, then I have no idea who died that day. hmmmmm

I really wonder what it feels like, but I really really don’t want to ever find out, to get burned alive.

I wanna know if women really mean it when they say size doesn’t matter, but I don’t really wanna know.

I’d love to know what it’s like to ride a BMW S1000RR are 190mph, but no, I don’t. Which is silly really - I’ve ridden at speeds where serious injury and death are likely if something goes wrong, but there are speeds where that would result in “some assembly required” for the funeral and that is - irrationally - more troubling.