the key to getting a reaction here is to break out in song.
Everyone always sleeps under a blanket and heavy comforter, even if they’re in Southern California during summer.
Related to this,
A cop, esp if ex special forces, can either outrun (if being chased) or chase down a perp in a car/truck/van.
I’m getting too old for this shit
OT, but a friend once claimed that there is an Elvis flick in which Elvis takes off in a speed boat and that squealing sound was added.
After a couple has been engaged in hot, sweaty monkey love sex for hours, when it’s time to cool off and rest the woman will pull a sheet up over her breasts and the man will pull it up over his groin.
My favorite part of that scene was that they kept buzzing Bond, then flying off and swinging around to come back for another pass, instead of, you know, hovering.
Yeah, well I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin.
Or fake an orgasm.
Under . . . ?
I’ve lived in both, and believe me when I say NOTHING is like Wisconsin! :mad:
And I learned that in the U.S., you can have 100 mph car chases and fire M-60s in the streets of Manhattan. Nobody gives a shit, least of all the cops. What a country !
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All policemen are trained to diagnose death by holding a hand to the neck for 0.3 seconds. Once this diagnosis is made, no attempt to revive the victim will be made even if the victim collapsed only moments before.
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“First aid” means defibrillate first, ask questions later. The new James Bond even cured digitalis poisoning that way.
Unless the victim is female, in which case first aid means mouth-to-mouth, heart massage and a hug.
Both methods boast a near 100% success rate.
First aid without a defibrillator handy means giving around 10 chest compressions, while screaming “BREATHE, DAMMIT!”. Mouth-to-mouth is optional, depending on sex/attractiveness of the victim.
If the person doesn’t respond to this, there is no hope.
… in which case proper procedure is to look the closest person straight in the eyes, then look down and slowly, silently shake one’s head.
No matter how badly you’ve been beaten up, the bruises and other marks will fade away in a couple of days.
…with the second banana saying: “Don’t blame yourself. You did everything you could.” Which is answered with: “Did I?!”
Girls/women with big tits aren’t surrounded 24 hours a day by every horn dog in the city, and you can usually get a few moments alone with her at work, because all of the men are busy doing other things.
Serious women, women you marry, women who are smart and have great depth of character, never have large breasts.
If you’re keeping tabs on someone for whatever reason, you can sit in your car parked in the street in any neighborhood, and no one will ever notice you or call the police, no matter what time day or night.
Most couples who engage in hot, sweaty monkey love sex for hours have the famous L-shaped sheets, just for this reason.
And when a couple is lying naked under the sheet in bed, if one of them has to get up, they will cover themselves with the sheet and/or get dressed under it.