Things You Should NEVER Google

After reading this morning’s Questionable Content comic it got me thinking about all the things I’ve done searches on in my internet wanderings and thought as a service to my fellow Dopers I would build a list of things you’re really better off not ever looking for unless you have a compelling reason (like your an avian biologist studying waterfowl reproduction). So Here is the short list, feel free to add on.

Duck Penis
Two Girls, One Cup
Blue Waffle
Amblypygi close ups
Filarial Worms
Guinea worm disease
DIY Enemas

You’re Welcome.

harlequin fetus

You guys remind me of when I was five years old. My mom had a home-reference medical book, and there was a picture of a skeleton in there, with teeth and eyeholes… I was afraid to open it.

It’s never to late to have a happy childhood…:smiley:

The difference is that I have looked those things up and there is no mindbleach strong enough to get those images out…

One Direction.

Cancrum Oris

Lamprey eel, full facial.

I really hate when the Never Google list has things that I’ve never googled, because now I have to google them.

Sons o’ bitches.

Most of these aren’t so bad as mere descriptions, but yes you wouldn’t want to image search them.

I’ll add “lotus breast”

Most famous murder scene photos. Take my word for it, they’re out there. You don’t want them in your brain.

Lumpy is correct, I should have clarified image search.

Prince Albert
Horrifying human parasitic infections

True. Most never-Google lists consist of many things that I’ve never had a reason to look up before.

Black Dahlia murder photos

Many, many years ago, I worked in the mail-room for a major pharmaceutical company. My building had several MDs who had gone into marketing, but, in order to keep up their licences, they received medical journals. This company had also just developed a drug for herpes, so most of what passed in front of me dealt with that rather unpleasant disease.

I’ve seen things, man.

You’re missing the unholy trinity: Tubgirl, lemon party and goatse.

Also “three guys one hammer” is the name of the video that the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs made of themselves killing a man in a forest using a hammer and a screwdriver. The text description was enough for me.

Similarly “chechen executions” I can live without seeing.

If the temptation is too much you might find this link useful:

Both of my parents were artists, and had a collection of anatomy books. I saw everything, from a very early age.

If you were afraid of empty eye sockets, how did you feel about unsocketed eyeballs?

Elephantiasis.

Mexican chainsaw.

Meatspin.

Krokodil.

I know what most of the things mentioned are but would someone be so kind as to explain

Cancrum Oris
Blue Waffle
Harlequin fetus
Amblypygi close ups
Mexican chainsaw.
Meatspin.
Krokodil

And what could possibly be that gruesome about a duck’s dong (oh sexy girlfriend!) After all, these are things I should never Google and I will take the OP’s word for it.

Thank you (or curse you) in advance.

“Nice terrorist attack”

“No, officer, I meant the terrorist attack in Nice.”