After reading this morning’s Questionable Content comic it got me thinking about all the things I’ve done searches on in my internet wanderings and thought as a service to my fellow Dopers I would build a list of things you’re really better off not ever looking for unless you have a compelling reason (like your an avian biologist studying waterfowl reproduction). So Here is the short list, feel free to add on.
Duck Penis
Two Girls, One Cup
Blue Waffle
Amblypygi close ups
Filarial Worms
Guinea worm disease
DIY Enemas
You guys remind me of when I was five years old. My mom had a home-reference medical book, and there was a picture of a skeleton in there, with teeth and eyeholes… I was afraid to open it.
Many, many years ago, I worked in the mail-room for a major pharmaceutical company. My building had several MDs who had gone into marketing, but, in order to keep up their licences, they received medical journals. This company had also just developed a drug for herpes, so most of what passed in front of me dealt with that rather unpleasant disease.
You’re missing the unholy trinity: Tubgirl, lemon party and goatse.
Also “three guys one hammer” is the name of the video that the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs made of themselves killing a man in a forest using a hammer and a screwdriver. The text description was enough for me.
Similarly “chechen executions” I can live without seeing.
If the temptation is too much you might find this link useful:
I know what most of the things mentioned are but would someone be so kind as to explain
Cancrum Oris
Blue Waffle
Harlequin fetus
Amblypygi close ups
Mexican chainsaw.
Meatspin.
Krokodil
And what could possibly be that gruesome about a duck’s dong (oh sexy girlfriend!) After all, these are things I should never Google and I will take the OP’s word for it.