Jabba the Hutt ravishing Princess Leia.
What stuck out to me, is the word “Shmi” is Hebrew for “My name is…”
I wonder if Lucas had that in mind.
Good gad, man! You’ve been in the jungle far too long!
Second choice: The wookie being formally investigated on charges of molesting an Ewok.
Found a pic on-line!
http://boards.darkhorse.com/viewtopic.php?p=164336 (scroll down several screensful),
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For some reason this makes me think of velcro.
Or the old joke:
A wookie and an ewok are taking a crap. The wookie says “Do you find the shit sticks to your fur?”…
Plenty of people have imagined this already, as already featured on umpteen web sites!
Try some of these:
http://hub.webring.org/hub/jarjarhate
http://www.mindspring.com/~ernestm/jarjar/deathtojarjar.html
… and any number of others you can find. Just google: Jar Jar hate sites
While I agree with the spirit of your post, Sir, I must insist that you see your physician or a minister immediately.
Immediately after Star Trek: The Search For Spock came out, I had a vision of where Star Trek was going (which turned out not to happen, which I think was a big opportunity missed).
So they hijacked a Star Ship. Kirk and a very minimal crew of loyal followers (not the canonical crew of 400) spring McCoy from Maximum Security and spirit him away in hijacked ship. Star Fleet sends a newer ship in pursuit, which clunks out because Scott sabotaged it. They’re fugitives now, fer sure! Then they get to the Genesis Planet, recover Spock, fight Klingons, but blow up their own Enterprise. So then they capture a beat-up Klingon rustbucket and fly off in that.
So we have a small crew of Kirk loyalists, fugitives, galavanting about the galaxy doing heroic deeds (like capturing 20th century whales to save the Earth) in a beat-up rustbucket, all the while with Star Fleet just a few parsecs behind them. Can’t you see where this is going . . . ? It’s sooooooo obvious!
A co-worker remarked to me, at the time, that he thought Kirk and crew had maybe one more good movie in them, and then the whole (original) Star Trek franchise would be pretty well worn out. But I thought they were on the cusp of branching into a whole new story line, a total re-boot of the story, that could be the beginning of a whole new series. Quick, somebody, what was I thinking?
Star Trek goes A-Team!
Alas, Roddenberry didn’t go there.
Yup! Apparently it was OK to shag another species, but not a different gender.
Well, same gender, but we get your point.
Oops, yeah. 
Didn’t they once show Torres in the shower?
Just like Texas! (Except not the same gender. We know what you meant.)
Carrie Fisher’s tits.
They’re in a desert where “moisture farmer” is a viable occupation. No way they’re gonna want people to leave anything in the sand. I’d expect them to pay me to leave moisture in their bathrooms.
Yes, but this was the future, where supposedly all 20th Century diseases had been cured. <ducks>
Jar Jar’s currently canon fate is being frozen in carbonite on Kashyyk sometime between Episode III and Star Wars.
Yes—twice, actually. One time with the Doctor. :eek:
Ahmed Best sold me on this, personally.
I’d like to see someone turn around and say “Spock you’ve got these figures wrong”.
Wesley Crusher caught cheating in an exam, or perhaps found rummaging through a female officers underwear draw.
The captain (Any captain) shouting out “What the F***” when they yet again all get thrown out of their seats by an unexpected alien attack.
Encountering another space ship that is upside down,or angled to the right what ever, to their own ship.
And finally Diaanai Troy rushing naked out of her shower during an attack, only to encounter the female officer from Babylon 5 and find that shes been taken over by a malevolent mastermind so they have to wrestle, but unfortunately a passing female galley operative with an open tub of vegetable oil falls over and joins in the wrestling and then…
Sorry, sorry I’ve got to go and lie down for a bit.
What gets me is you try to help out the shows producers by sending them plot ideas like this and they treat you as though you were mad !