Damn, you beat me to it.
I’ll settle for a Star Trek transporter, instead.
Oh man, I so want that.
Agreed, the TARDIS, and the Sonic Screwdriver
How about a battery-operated heated knife?
It seems almost do-able, though I’m not sure… I’m picturing something sort of like a garlic press, probably a little larger… but I’m not sure how something so finely extruded would stay cold for very long… hmm…
A complete video camera recording system that’s records everything around me in a small package like a pair of glasses that wirelessly transmit data to a computer or something.
I want proof of my alibi and who’s at fault etc but what I really want this device for is because I am SO SICK OF PEOPLE DENYING WHAT THEY SAID AND DID!!!
I think all new born babies should be given this device from day one. 
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Katamari Damacy for PC. It’s a console-only game where you control a little ball that moves around and stuff sticks to it. You start out around the size of a pea and get bigger and bigger, and progressively larger things sticks to you. It’s a really freaking cool game, but they haven’t ported it to the PC and it makes me sad 
A full-length mens coat with a hood. A modern cloak, if you like, but not one that makes me look like I’m in fancy dress.
Chainsword.
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I’ve been waiting for real life logs for a long time, too.
If only to figure out what the hell I said or did on drunken nights out.
Do you really wanna find out? I have hard enough time trying to forget about what I said drunk.
And you beat me to that. Though a transporter, if it existed, might be a little out of my price range.
I’d like someone to invent a remote finder for the Kindle. Something that makes the Kindle beep so that you can find it when you lose it. Since I might well lose the remote device too, it’d be cool if you could activate it via the internet as long as wireless was on on your Kindle.
Me to - i’m the Master here 
Don’t be ridiculous! Twoborg is the Golden Beer of computer Hive Mind Collectives. Your beer is irrelevant!
I notice that “wadded-beef” and “Chub” were suspiciously absent from this list…
Oh, and I’m sure you can replicate red-hot, Texas-style ginger ale. Just buy some Reed’s Ginger Beer (go for the Extra Ginger style,) and heat it up.
Well, if science fiction vehicles count, I want the Gay Deceiver, the vehicle from the Heinlein novel “The Number of the Beast.” But only if it comes with the continua device also from the novel, the one that allows for interdimensional travel.
I’m still waiting for my weirding module.
Keep you voice down!
Indeed. In fact, Tuborg was brewed in the United States at one time. Rights to brew it domestically were acquired by Carling in 1973, then passed to G. Heileman in 1979. I remember it was brewed in Phoenix in the A-1 Brewery in the 80s. It came in two varieties, Gold and Dark. I was partial to Tuborg dark myself. Their advertising line was “For the price of the King of Beers, you can have the Beer of Kings.”
Also, I tied an onion on my belt in those days, which was the style at the time. 
Oh yeah, I want vat meat, too, so I can eat all the meat I want without that nasty, nagging feeling of guilt for not buying “ethical” meat.