There is a YouTube spoof of “Tickle Me Elmo” called “Tickle Me Emo”
The funniest part is, if this actually existed, I’d buy it
What are some things you’d actually want to buy, if they actually did exist.
Of course “Simpsons” fans would want hover bikes
Mr Fusion
DVDs of Inspector Spacetime.
And “Nuts 'N Gum”.
And Skittlebrau.
And Tuborg, the beer of Danish kings.
And the world-famous Moon Waffle.
And red-hot, Texas-style ginger ale.
And corn nog.
And tomacco.
And chutney-flavored squishees.
And Krusty Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Based-Gum-Beverages.
And Bonestorm. (Or maybe Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge if it’s not sold out.)
Sims 2 has this nifty little money tree you get as a reward. All you have to do is water it to harvest about 40 bucks a day. I’d like three please. That’s all I need. I’m not greedy.
A noteslate. Sadly they’ve been “working on prototypes” for upwards of a year now and I seriously doubt it’ll ever make it to market.
Rocket Teakettle - briefly available in the late 90s, now expensive collector’s editions. If they started making them again, I’d buy one in a heartbeat.
I want some insulin that I don’t have to inject. Maybe something that I could just sniff. Oh, WAIT a minute…
I want a periscope for my car so I can see what’s up ahead when I’m stuck behind a behemothmobile.
I would pay up to $15 for a device that could spread cold butter on bread without tearing it. Don’t want no “spreadable butter” or for that matter non-dairy spread. I want a way to put a nice uniform layer of real butter, at refrigerator temperature, on bread.
Dibs on the Trunk Monkey Theft Retrieval System!
I’ve had a Boogie Board for about a year now which seems very similar in concept. They’re readily available on Amazon.
Orgasmatron.
A car you don’t actually need to know how to drive to drive.
A hoverboard.
A flying car. And a trip to the Space Hilton on the Pan Am shuttle.
It’s the 21st Century, dammit!
A robot that could cook and clean ala the Jetson’s.
A Tardis. /end-of-thread
A belt-fed fully automatic ten gauge shotgun.