A Firebolt. Hell, I’d take a crappy Nimbus 2000 at a pinch. Imagine the airfare savings. Even just commuting would be aced if you could fly over traffic.
The first result for “suitjamas” on google is suitjamas.com.
How long did you spend looking?
I don’t know how this thread can discuss Simpson’s-related products without referencing The Canyonero. I, personally, would love a squirrel-squashin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine.
More seriously, I agree with wanting a life-recorder, but I’d also be really interested in a true dream catcher – something that could record my dreams so I could watch them later. The few dreams I do remember are pretty damn weird. If I could watch 'em all, I don’t think I’d ever need TV for entertainment again.*
And yeah, I’d stand in line – hell, I’d camp out for Black Friday – to buy my own teleporter.
*As long as I didn’t have to watch the one where I’m lying in bed observing James Brown having sex with two women. That one was just creepy.
That would be the best invention ever. I have all kinds of interesting dreams*, but rarely ever get to remember them.
*Except the ones with the giant lobsters. Last thing I want to dream about is being chased through a trailer by station wagon sized lobsters.
You could buy this and some Vice Grips and you’re set!
Perhaps you can still get an International XT, essentially a semi-truck cab converted into a monster pickup.
can of cat food the cats can open.
Are you kidding? The one reason they need us alive??
Yeah, plus, don’t you know that when it comes to fish, cats have no concept of portion control?