I’m not sure if I’ve embarrassed myself yet on the 'Dope, but I think I’m going to now.
I’ll tell you what I did say - “Oh…is it…deformed?” :o
I said this because I had never ever in my life ever before - and I’d seen a few, mind you, although not so many as to have seen too many, in that I’m not a slut or anything but anyway - seen a penis that was not circumcised. And I didn’t realise he was. You know, circumcised. Um. Yeah. Plus, the foreskin had gotten pulled down and over the top and so it appeared the…uh…opening…was on the bottom midddle instead of on top and I kinda freaked a bit and…um…yeah.
After he stopped laughing, things proceeded as normal. I’m blushing even now.
True story: on my honeymoon, my wife went temporarily blind. I had to take her to the eye doctor. Too bad it was from a defect in her cornea or something, but it certainly makes for a good story.
Me: Tada!
Her: Aieee! My EYES! MY EYES! I CAN’T SEE!!
I was in bed with my wife when the Kent earthquake of 2007 happened - unfortunately we were in the next county over and never felt anything. It would have been so cool to be able to ask “Did the earth move for you too?”