Now, the first view, or the first “hands on” of the naughty bits is a critical moment of any relationship. Women tend to remember the firs kiss and put much importance on it but really the first good look is just as, if not more, important.
I’m a man, in case you were wondering, and although I am generally pleased with the reactions my lovers have given me over the years, I can’t help but wonder if most of you have somehow agreed upon “oh my” as the thing to say. However, George Takei has taken that away from you. So here is a list of a few suggestions you may consider using if you happen to be lucky enough to see me naked in the future or feel free to use them with your own lovers. Me, being me, these are of course movie quotes.
We’re going to need a bigger boat.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Saints be praised
Yippie kai-a mutherfucker
I think it’s time we go to the mattresses.
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
Now I will admit to not being very verbally proficient when I have first contact with a woman. Usually I just drool, maybe with some growling thrown in for effect. So ladies feel free to suggest phrases you may wish to hear or to share the things you have said in the past and of course the gentlemen are invited to share their ideas on this topic as well.