This is aimed mainly at our male members who have complained about their lack of success with the fairer sex.
- Women are kind of peculiar when it comes to their breasts. During foreplay, you should not scream “They’re free! FREE!” in a Frau Blucher voice when you unclasp her bra. Similarly, most women will be put off if you press your eyes to her breasts and shout “Up periscope!” Why this is the case, I don’t know; but trust me.
2.Don’t be in a hurry. Deadwood and The Sopranos repeat several times a week.
Never glance down at your penis and smugly comment “Magnificent, isn’t he?”
Take your socks and your wristwatch off, despite what you have seen in porn movies.
Premature ejaculation can be embarassing, but it is better to face it with dignity and good humor than to try to cover by faking a seizure.
I’ll be back later with additional pointers after you’ve had time to internalize these lessons.