I started this topic on another forum, 15 years ago. The topic is still going, with over 5000 unique replies. The inspiration was this page, which is amazingly still there, exactly the same. If I had the time and energy, I would make a page with all 5,344 responses from the other topic. These include over 4000 disgusting yet funny one liners, multiple paragraph responses, and some really funny shit. I don’t go to the other forum much anymore, but it used to be a daily stop. The forum does not show up on Google, which is good, as it is an uncensored forum, almost anything goes, but a source will be provided upon request, if you doubt this is true, which it is, now stop reading and post something.
Eh, I don’t know. When I was married we would talk about mundane shit all the time during sex. Including stuff like: “Who’s going to pick the kids up from school?” , “Did you take the chicken out of the freezer to thaw?”, “What’s on TV tonight?”