It’s occured to me a few times to start this thread, and with the recent surge of sex threads, now seems as good a time as any.
What interesting or unusual things has your partner said, moaned, screamed, or otherwise verbalized in the throes of passion? Or yourself if you feel the need to share.
Heard by myself, the most unusual. “I give up!!”
The most flattering. “Oh my God, what are you doing to me!!?”
I once had a very passionate affair with a young man who was given to hollering “KAREN!!!” at the top of his lungs during sex. The only problem with this is that my name is not Karen.
Please tell me we didn’t lose the “Is that a leg?” thread.
Nope. Here it is. I subscribed to it so I always know where it is when I need to read it for a little pick-me-up. And it’s closed, so no one can revive it.
Hrmmm. An ex of mine once said, during the act, “you know I screwed my other girlfriend two days ago, right?”
Not my partner, but someone in my distant past, just as I was rounding third and heading home:
“There’s nothing wrong with you that isn’t correctable.”
I never saw the person again, and still am not sure whether it was a compliment. But his timing really sucked.
Once upon a time…
Me and my girlfriend were “doing it”. We were doing a position we both liked – she lies prone, legs together, I enter her from above/behind, my legs outside of hers. This is a great position for both the man and the lady – the guy get simulation from her “vajajay” and from her thighs pressed together, she gets (I’m told) good stimulation from the entry angle on her magic parts.
So I’m doing her, she’s face down into the pillow, we’re banging the hell out of each other. I’m all “oh, god, oh god, that feels so good”, she’s grunting into the pillow, and finally gets out…
“wra, wra, wra wrong… wrong hole!”
Oops. Sorry. :smack:
Pon Farr sex is all about the fingers.
Sorry, but if I may ask, wth made him think that was a good time to mention it?
I may have told this story before.
I heard this story from a friend of mine who had a casual relationship with another woman whose a friend of ours. Now, the lady was an atheist at the time and has a marvelous sense of humour. One of the reasons I will always admire her is as activities were reaching their natural peak, she called out “Oh, Random! Oh, Chance!” 
I once had sex a few times with a frat boy, who was pretty hot and charismatic, but a) crazy and b) dumb as a box of rocks.
At one point we were going at it pretty hard and he said “Oh, yeah, I’m gonna fuck your balls off.”
Yes, I’m female. Needless to say, I stopped returning his calls after that.
See? It worked!
From a woman I was dating who I met on the internet. " Even though you’re kinda small, that felt really great!" umm thanks.
I’ve heard that, too. It is very affecting.
A few years ago I was staying at a Motel 6 with paper-thin walls. Throughout the night I heard the couple in the next room going at it. The woman would shout “Again! Again!” and apparently the man was able to comply for hours on end. In the morning, when I was putting my luggage in my car, the people next door emerged, and I was surprised to see that they were old folks. This was in the days before Viagra was invented. Yay for geezers gettin’ it on!
For a while I dated a woman who had a son, about 11-12 years of age. He was a nice kid, but a little whiny, as kids at that age are prone to be. He had a habit of whining “Mom” in a very particular way, very nasal and drawn out to about five syllables. I got to where I could imitate him perfectly, the voice, the inflection, everything.
And then one night my shoulder devil told me to do it while she was going down on me.
Yes, she kicked me out of the bed. Yes, I totally deserved it. And yes, it was totally worth it.
I swear I heard my ex-long term guy call out his best guy friends name while we were doing it puppy style. I never said anything and neither did he.
Just last week, I heard myself let out a moan that sounded just like Homer Simpson when he says “doughnut.” I started giggling and couldn’t stop for a few minutes. Fortunately, my boyfriend has a sense of humor.
She said to me (a male) “I think I’m gay.”
*During *sex? Oh man, that stings.
I don’t talk a lot, but I have drooled. I’ve given a high five once-but only once.
Used to have a part wolf, had impeccable timing, always used to howl at the correct moment.
Stayed at a small cabin that shared walls with two other cabins. Had very good sex for 3 days, was going for a Boston (anyone play spades? meh, never mind, in joke)
Wasn’t peeling the paint of the walls with the screams, but wasn’t completely quiet, either. I thought we were doing ok, until the last day when I heard one of our neighbors clearing his throat, and it sounded like he was in the same room. No wonder why they always looked at us funny…