I know we have had a few threads like this before but I need to be entertained at the moment so humor me and play along*.
About a month ago my boyfriend and I were together and, while he always rocks my world, that night he had a super human burst of energy and managed to keep going for about half an hour longer than normal. Several orgasms into our tryst I apparently looked up at him in awe and wonder and said, “I should buy you a present!” He burst out laughing and collapsed on top of me, essentially bringing that round of love making to an end but giving us an inside joke that will always be funny.
Now it’s your turn!
*I didn’t get to sleep last night and I am right at about 30 hours of being awake and I still have to get through the rest of my day at work without passing out so I am trying to find interesting and amusing things to do to keep me awake. I figure reading about hilarious sexcapades will help!
A girl when I was in college, back in the days before sex killed you, and the worst you could do was to have to take some pills or get a shot, and we were all jumping each other wherever we could…
I was deeply in lust with her, merely from watching her walk through the cafeteria with her friends. I ran into her by coincidence at a party, found the courage (in a glass of beer) to talk to her. Not 12-15 minutes later we were back in her room, making the old squeaky dorm bed do what old squeaky dorm beds do. After an hour or more of various bouts of different things, she sat up, grabbed me by the sides of my head and said:
(wait for it now)
“So, do I get that second date now?”
In my case, it was a girl who almost yelled “cum in me and give me your baby”
:eek:
Considering it was like a second or third date and my last serious relationship was with the mother of my twin boys who I was not really totally over…major mood killer.
Tooting my own horn I suppose buy once, at the end of a met-at-party-then-bed session (my first and only, BTW. These things just don’t happen in my world), I stirred out of the post-O daze, and deadpanned “That was nice. You can see yourself out now, can’t you ?”. Her positively horrified look was totally worth it, and the indignation led to even more sex anyway :).
Remember the Arsenio Hall show, how he used to have that one section of the audience that he would show on TV and give them some silly title, like People Who Buy Underwear at Goodwill? Well, one time, a boyfriend and I were going at it and apparently we were both listening to the TV, because when Arsenio introduced his crowd as People Who Giggle During Sex, it just destroyed the whole proceedings.
Never say never. If your goal is pregnancy, it adds a little something to the bedroom, when you cast aside all those preventatives and precautions and start having sex for the reason it was created.
But yes, on a third date, it would certainly be a turn-off.
For newbie reference (or anyone else who has a couple of hours to kill and hasn’t looked at it in a while), here is the old classic thread where we did this the first time. Great stuff there.
The greatest exchange of my life occured the first night I slept with a girl who would then become my girlfriend for a few months. It was July 6, so a handful of neighbors still had leftover fireworks that they liked to shoot off late at night. We were in the middle of having sex, this close to orgasmig when PEW! PEW! CRACK
She looked up at me, a bit confused, and asked, “were those fireworks?” I softened my expression, looked deeply into her eyes and in my best sweetheart voice cooed, “you heard it too?”
